2011 Resolution List

Attempt to smoke less.
Try to read more.
Do way better in school.
Spend more time with my father.
Go to Poland in the summer.
Start jogging.
Spend my money more wisely.
Learn to balance everything much better than I did this year.
Try not to get my heart broken.
Start watching Basketball.


Let's see how many I can actually try to keep. I'm not putting lose weight, because I always do and it never works.

Quick Question

Can one night truly ruin a whole year for you? That's how I feel right now.

Goodbye 2010, I hope you rot in hell. Please be kinder to me 2011. Pretty please!

2k11

This is my new favorite game at the moment:

It's filled with so much swag! I'm currently playing My Player Mode. My overall is 47 and I'm on the Thunder. WATCH OUT DURANT!

0=]

RW: I'm an angel!

AS: Where's your halo?!

RW: On my X Box!






Best! Joke! Ever!

Word of the Day

Apodyopsis: (noun) - The act of mentally undressing someone.

Thank You!

I feel like this is a very hard hitting message. I love it! 

I love my body, even if no one else does.

Chat Roulette

Jimmy, Niall, and myself were super bored tonight so we decided to try out Chat Roulette. It was my first time trying it. All I expected to see was a dick every other time. That's exactly what happened. Here are the statistics.

There definitely were some cool people though. I even made a friend on Facebook! HELL YEA BITCH!

There was this one guy who kept popping up though. All I'd do is curse him out saying things such as, "I hate you, you old fuck. I'm gonna feed your dog chocolate!" He just stood there as if it had no effect. I swear we got this guy like 25 times within a span of 2 hours.

I hate him.

No Shave November

I figured I'd do the whole No Shave November thing this year. At first I was gonna quit, but I said fuck it and stuck it out. Instead of posting 30 different pictures, here's a slideshow:

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

I'm so psyched! It's December. That means a multitude of things:

1.It's finally cold. I love the Winter so much.

2.Christmas Season. Time to go back in debt. It's not only the weather, but the whole holiday atmosphere. Everyone's so much nicer and happier during this time. I really get into it during the holiday season. My heart grows three times the size during Christmas.

3. My Birthday. Better yet, my 21st Birthday. My liver and I might be on bad terms for the next couple of months.

4. School is almost over. It's crunch time now, but I'll be done within 3 weeks. So psyched!

Fuck the Tea Party

I'm the Shit, BITCH!!

I fucks with Gucci! MANE!!!

TEAM G HEAD

I leave the country for 10 days, AND CHAOS ENSUES! Now I have some useless drama amongst some petty Facebook losers. Funny part is, some of the losers are playing my Birthday show. Now I'm sure it's gonna be epic and quite eventful.

Oh how I have grown tired of Facebook drama. It's like Myspace all over again.


TEAM G HEAD is ready to fuck shit up!

Everyone who loves me should ReTweet #TEAMGHEAD

Swag Clock

This is my new Swag Clock. I got it in Poland. Best part is that it only rings when I'm running low on Swag.

....it never rings

Ze Motherland

So I'm going to Poland in a couple of hours. I'm kind of excited, but kind of nervous. Hopefully I have a blast these next 10 days. I'll have an assload of pictures as soon as I get back. Scout's Honor!

Google

G-Head and Joe's Birthday Breakdown!

Don't plan anything December 11th!

You guys should invite all your friends!

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=117227981672020&num_event_invites=0#!/event.php?eid=117227981672020

2.) Click 'Select Guests to Invite'' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) Magic - all of your friends are highlighted blue. Click 'Send Invitations'

You guys can also buy tickets here:

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3273115

We need you all to do this so we can get the word out. This is gonna be an amazing show with amazing bands and amazing people. You won't be disappointed! We have plenty of time, but I really hope to see you all there!

Wnorowski Wake-Me-Up

I want to make this! I'm gonna call it the Wnorowski Wake-Me-Up

-12 ounce can of Mountain Dew
-23.5 ounce can of Four Loko
-1 espresso shot
-8.4 ounce can of Red Bull
-1 5 Hour Energy Shot
-1 tablespoon of cocaine

You will never sleep again! Shit, you won't even blink!

Hopefully your heart won't stop til you finish the whole thing.







I actually hope to have a picture of this up soon - minus the cocaine.

Make 'em Laugh!

I'm totally lying. I love my life!


(Does Wiz Khalifa laugh!!)

$104

$104 for a monthly unlimited MetroCard starting December?! You really have got to be fucking kidding me. I'm not gonna go on some rant about how the MTA is corrupt as shit and the service is just getting worse - even though it's completely true. But truth be told, the have a monopoly on affordable and convenient transportation and they know it. All they have to do is give some half-assed presentation to the Board of the MTA and BOOM! Fare gets increased again. It's completely unethical.

I still remember when fare was $1.50. I'm sure I'm gonna see MetroCards go up to $150 in the not-so-distant future.

I hope someone sets Jay Walder on fire.

G Head? More like Pothead!

Apparently I got the title of a pothead. I'm not sure how since I really don't smoke that much. Only at parties and sometimes on the weekends. I even have rules; I don't smoke on the weekdays or if I have something important to do the next day. But whatever, I guess I'm just a big ol' pothead.

I'm gonna try to not smoke until after I get back from Poland. Emphasis on try, but I'm gonna make a serious effort. Scout's Honor! I'm doing this for multiple reasons:

I just feel dumber. I don't need that, especially since midterms are right around the corner.

I get lazy - well lazier. See above reasoning.

I eat. A LOT! I get super crazy munchies and just stuff my face with anything in the vicinity. I'm sure I gained like 10 pounds since the summer.

I'm going to Poland with my mother to see family. I'm sure I won't have much free time on my hands to find a Polish drug dealer. So I figure I go through the little withdrawal period now and not when my mom's screaming her lungs out at me 5,000 miles away.

I'll let you know how this goes, but I have faith in myself. But then again, Jackass 3D comes out soon.

UPDATE: I failed horribly. 

Finest FC

YEA BITCHES!!

And I'm not even on the team bitches!! That's what I get for being the Director of Marketing and Media Relations.

It's #88 due to my love for football, not futbol. I'm starting to fucks with soccer though. 

UPS Store Ball

Me and Niall working hard at work.



Technically I had 2 more shots so he won. He still ain't shit though.

What's Really Good!??!?!?

Rob's Really Good!!!!

BEST! FIND! EVER!

My Life

My life - for the past 2 weeks has consisted of the following:

School
Work
Internship
Gym (LOL!)
Eating
Drinking
Sleeping
Smoking Weed
Shitting
Pissing
Reading
Masturbation
Fantasy Football
Real Football
Internet Shopping
More Shitting
Partying
Being Awesome

Sex isn't on the list - unfortunately.

Smurfette

So last Tuesday I bought myself a bong. This weekend it broke. It was my fault completely and I felt like a moron when I realized what I did. I tried cleaning it with boiling hot water and then it just started cracking, and eventually the top fell off. I was so angry! At first I was gonna try to go get another Smurfette, but I think it's a sign that I should stop smoki- I mean I don't touch the Devil's Grass!

Please disregard the Macbook!

I'm gonna miss you Smurfette!

Reach

Wow, just wow. Words can't explain how much I already like Halo Reach. I wasn't even gonna buy it, but I'm glad I did. It's just overall so much fun. It's not a million times better than Halo 3, but it's just as good. And I fucking loved Halo 3. It's just so smooth.

I hope we can have a Halofest at Gzim's like we used to do. That would be so epic!

Taylor Gang

Taylor Gang or go star in Twilight!

Best Day of the Year!

Today is certainly one of the best days of the year. It's the week of NFL football. It's finally back!!!

Oh how I missed you so.

Now to watch the Jets destroy the Ravens tomorrow.

Troll

Anytime you really wanna piss someone off, just send them this picture a thousand times.

It does wonders.

Hot vs. Cute

I don't know why, but I associate the term 'hot' with slut. I associate 'cute' with girlfriend material.
I feel like the word cute means more. It doesn't just mean appearance, but actions.

Ex. Cuddling and all that cute shit. <- SEE!!!

Also - through experience - a lot of hot girls are bitches. You have to date a hot girl before she knows she's hot. As soon as she knows she's hot, she turns into a bitch. I'm sure there's some weird mathematical algorithm to explain this.

I want a cute girlfriend.







Sadface

Revis Island!

He's finally back!

First Day of Classes

So I had my first day of classes today - well technically it was on Friday, but I felt absolutely horrible so I didn't go. I go to my 9AM Political Science class only to find out that I - being the fucking idiot that I am - registered for a 9PM class, not AM. I hate myself.

Then as I'm taking the elevator down to my next class, it gets stuck right before it gets to my floor - like a foot off. I see the light from the floor and I try to open the elevator doors. Guess what? IT WORKED!! I held the doors for everyone to get off and then I yelled, "BIG STRONG POLISH MAN!!" People lol'd.

Then as I'm heading to my Accounting class, I walk into the wrong room, I ask the Professor if this is the right class and she says no, I get all sad, take a bow, and leave. Minutes later I find out that Kamil was in the class. He calls me an idiot, I call him a Polak and then we say we're gonna meet up later.

As I'm in my Accounting class, I realize that my professor is....

1) Very Irish - Her name is Jan Sweeney and she has the thickest Irish accent.
2) Very Strong - She really looks like she could kick my ass. Irish and Strong make a deadly fighting combination.

All in all I think this is gonna be a good semester. I'm kinda looking forward to it.

....minus the 9PM class

Jack Threads

Everyone should check out this website. It's all designer brands for really cheap. It's cool, they have a specific brand up for a couple of days for a very discounted price and then it's gone. All the clothing is nice and the shipping is very quick. I got my stuff within a week.

Here's the link....

http://www.jackthreads.com

GOGOGOGGO!

Wifebeater

Beer Pong

The rules of beer pong are relatively simple:

1) Get ping pong balls
2) Get table
3) Get beer
4) Get Red Cups - MUST BE RED!!!
5) Arrange cups in triangle
6) Throw ping pong ball in cup
7) Drink cup if opposing team gets ball in cup
8) Question other team's sexuality whenever applicable

Rob's Rape Sauce

So last night I had a lot of alcohol and a lot of fruit dranks at my disposal last night so I decided to brew up a concoction. I called it Rob's Rape Sauce.

It consists of the following:

1 part Blue Hawaiian Punch
2 parts Stoli Raspberry
1 part Riot Punch (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Riot%20Punch)
1 part Ice

Blend that shit together and VOILA! You have Rob's Rape Sauce. I only called it rape sauce because it doesn't taste strong, but it creeps up on you very suddenly - much like a rapist does! It has nothing to do with me raping anyone.

....other than Shivi

lessthanthree!

Home Alone

I was laughing my ass of when I saw this:

Is it just me or does 99.8% of people hate Justin Bieber?

USPS

It's fucking disgusting how inefficient the United States Postal Service is. I went to go get my passport and it took damn near 3 hours! The person told me it'd be no more than 15 minutes. I went there on Friday, and the lady told me I needed my original birth certificate - not a copy. I also had to bring the original document for my legal name change (See G Head blog post). So I remade an appointment for Monday with everything prepared, originals and all. Then the fucking lady tells me that my passport photos are too dark. So I go and get a new pair. Then this fucking cunt tells me I need my parents there. I say, "I'M NOT A FUCKING MINOR!" She gets all scared and calls the manager. I start bitching and moaning until they finally start doing something. $200 and a severe migraine later, and I get my passport done. I'm sure they just threw it out.

Long story short, It always helps bitching.

And fuck the Greenpoint Post Office!

I better have my motherfucking passport in the next 2 weeks or I'm gonna go Postal (yes, that's where the term comes from).

Trek

So last night me and my friends were hanging out and it felt like we just wouldn't stop walking.

This was our trek last night. Google said it should have taken 1 hour and 23 minutes.

It's weird, they have 4 different options:
-Directions by car
-Directions by public transportation
-Directions by walking
-Directions by bicycling


But they don't have a 'Baked out of Your Fucking Skull' option. That must have been why it took a little over 4 hours. That and all the pit stops for ice cream.

Shark Attack

"They won't let you on a cruise ship if you're on your period. It attracts the sharks!!"

-Me talking to Nicole about her cruise

Have a good trip sugartits!!!

Speaking of sharks....

This is my new addiction:

Yea, yea. I know Shark Week was last week and I'm late. I don't give a fuck though. If you're as bad ass as I am, every week is Shark Week!

Ouch!

I was looking through all my old photos and I found this....





















Fucking Niall!

Prego

If you're under 20 and you get pregnant, then your life is officially over.

I'm just being honest.

I have some girls in mind, but this rant is just a generality. So if you get offended, I really don't give a shit and you're probably one of the girls I'm talking about.

If I was a girl - and I'd be a huge slut - I would ask someone to kick me in the stomach if I was pregnant. Because I have fucking goals and aspirations. A child at such a young age most certainly ruins your academic and work career, along with destroys your social life. If I was a girl, I would drink and fuck until I know I'm ready to have a child. And if I were to get a child, I would 'take care of it' aka get rid of it. I am a Catholic and I know it's wrong, but I'm just thinking of it in a logical manner.

YOUR TWENTIES ARE MEANT TO BE FUCKING ENJOYED, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE FOR TAKING CARE OF AN ACCIDENT BASTARD CHILD!

Of course there are exceptions to every rule. I know some people who had children at 16 and still got their Master's Degree. These are the women that I love for proving me wrong. These women are strong willed and very determined, but the weak ones who can't handle it SHOULD NOT be getting pregnant at such an early age.

I'm not gonna lie; I want a mini G Head one day, but that one day is far, far away when me and Mrs. G Head are well and ready.

If a a girl gets a pregnancy scare, this is what a guy should do:

Finest FC Fundraiser

Once again we're having a fundraiser. You know what that means, MORE SOCCER AND ALCOHOL!! What better way to whore it out then on my blog?

In order to reach our goal of $1,000 we're gonna need all of your help. We absolutely NEED you to invite all of your friends to this event. Since we know it's a pain in the ass to select everyone of you friends, we made it easy as hell for you:

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts

2.) Click 'Select Guests to Invite'' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) Magic - all of your friends are highlighted blue. Click 'Send Invitations'

We need you all to do this so we can get the word out. We have only 3 DAYS LEFT!



Also if possible, invite all your friends to the fan page. Same deal, just;

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts#!/pages/THE-FINEST-FC/366397684353?ref=ts

2.) Click 'Suggest to Friends' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) BADA BING! BADA BOOM! Just click 'Send Invitations' and we will love you forever!


 

I thank you all in advance and I hope to see you there!

ENEMY!!!!

You're dead to me gorditaspiccuntloca!

And not EVERYONE hates our store, just everyone on Yelp.

You should give our store a good review, I'll love you forever!!!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-ups-store-brooklyn-4

Fantasy Football

I just had my first draft last night. I'm gonna be in at least 3 leagues this year.

The best part about fantasy football is knowing that football season is right around the corner!

Can't wait!!

Meow

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Toxic

This is hands down the best movie to watch when you're baked out of your skull.

I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more.

I wanna watch this sober to see if it's anywhere as good as when I'm high.

I'M NOT A POTHEAD!

Womanizer

Teehee

I love this girl with all my heart. And not in a "touch my peepee" kind of way either.

Kocham cie!

Wodka Wars

I just watched this documentary and I thought it was really interesting. It has nothing to do with me being Polish and an alcoholic - more like everything! But yea, check it out.



I'm really starting to appreciate my internship more and more. I love you, Vice Magazine!

Too Much?

So I was hanging out this weekend and my friend Giselle reads me my horoscope. It went something like, "You need to not take so much on and just relax." It actually got to me since I have a lot of shit on my plate right now. I know it's the summer but I'm trying to keep myself busy - that might actually be the biggest understatement of the year. I'm currently doing the following;

My Job
My Internship
Summer Classes

I'm truly appreciating the free time I have now since it's so limited. Oh well, I'm sure I can handle it. I'm way too awesome to not handle it - see post below. And the thing is I don't wanna drop anything because I actually enjoy them all. My summer classes have all been math related and it actually made me think about being a Mathematics minor (which that requires a lot of effort), but I don't know about that one.

I'm sure I can handle it. Otherwise I'll just blow my brains out. <---- Complete Joke!

TRUE STORY!

This is my first ever Photoshop project. I think I did a decent job.


































HELL YES!!!!

Fun with Magnets

IT'S HOT!!!!

....yea and it's hot too!

I can't wait til Winter's here so I can complain about how cold it is.

Oh, New York! You never cease to amaze me!

Independence Day

I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I am free. I will never forget the men and women who died for this country. Those who gave that right of freedom to me. I will gladly stand up and defend her, cause there is no doubt whatsoever that I love this land and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world.



GOD BLESS THE USA.

I was gonna put the "I am a Real American" video here, but that's way too cheesy!

Now time to celebrate!

Epic Morning!

Oscar and myself had quite a morning.

I spent 25 dollars on McDonalds breakfast.

Bought a hand grenade and a bowling ball. 

Found out that the 7/11 in Greenpoint opened. I was so happy!

It also took about 3 hours to get home. It normally takes 15 minutes from where we were.

This was what was in my possession when I got home:

 

  
-2 mixtapes

-A $5 gift certificate to KCDC

-A comb

-A quarter

-A MOTHERFUCKING HAND GRENADE!

-A $20 receipt for McDonalds breakfast. OSCAR HAD TO GET HOT CAKES!

-A condom (you know how I does!)

-A Krink paint marker

-A bowling ball!

-A bottle of disgustingly hot water







Oh! What a night! 

I would blog about the actual night, but most of it's a blur. All I really remember is that Nicole clogged the toilet. Whenever she takes a piss, a troll comes out of her giant vagina. 

He didn't survive. 

Awkward !@#$%^&*

So me and my friend are doing a media project and I need some help from all of you. You know the Awkward Turtle? Well I know there are a lot more different awkward hand gestures, but I can't remember them all.

Can you guys do me a huge solid and try to list as many awkward hand gestures as possible?

Pretty please?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Sadface!

Today is the last day that the W train is running.

http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/24/mta-discontinues-w-train-service-tribute/

I don't really give a shit about the W train, but now 14th Street will no longer bear my initials.

















How depressing is that shit?!

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER!

For the 4 people that actually visit my blog, you guys should check this party out tonight. It's for my best friend Niall's soccer team. And I'm sure you all like Niall more than me anyway so you should definitely come out and show your support.

The details are posted in the link below;

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER

Discount drinks all night long, you guys should definitely check it out!

I mean who doesn't like soccer and alcohol?

World Cup 2010

I love how everyone is into soccer now due to the World Cup - myself included.

I'm rooting for the US. Them and Polan... I mean Germany (technically it's the same thing since a quarter of the German team is from Poland, aka Ze Motherland).


























This is basically what the World Cup is.

Summer Reading List

So I'm doing something this summer that I've never done before; I'm reading! I made up a little summer reading list. I never used to read in the summer, not even when I had to for book reports and whatnot. I'm turning into a nerd.

Sadface

So far these are the books I have on the list....

Slaughterhouse Five - Amazing!
Frankenstein
Catch 22
Catcher in the Rye (I've never read it before!)
A Farewell to Arms

I made this list to see if I can get through em all. It's somewhat of a goal for the summer. I'm pretty sure I can get through em, but I want to keep adding books to the list. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.

Williamsburg, Brooklyn

The only place in America where everyone tries to be so unique and original and unique, that everyone looks exactly the same.

Their pomade slicked back hair.
Their destroyed designer jeans.
Their cardigans that look like they were stolen from their grandfathers.
Their vests that look like they were stolen from their 8 year old nephew.
Their fedoras.
Their tattoos.
Their expensive Cannons and Nikons.
Their bicycle that they bought from the Spanish guy on Bedford.

It's seriously like a fucking uniform.

So much for originality.

Finals

I was studying in the library. During a bathroom break I saw this. It completely changed my perspective on life....

This man should get a medal or something! I promise to live by his credo after finals are over.

Scout's honor!

Step Brothers

Niall, Kamil, Jimmy, and I watched Step Brothers today. It made me realize my reason for being.



I was born to fuck shit up!
That sounds about right.

Madden Slump

I was the Cowboys.

I need some help!

Racsim

I'm really not a racist.





I hate you all equally.

Chum Buddy

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME THIS!!!!

It's a shark sleeping bag! How bad ass is this!??!

http://www.patchtogether.com/store/chumbuddy-192.html

Pretty please??!?!

New York City

The only place where you can experience all four seasons in the span of a week.

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?!

Poem

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Drunken Walks Home

I seriously think the drunken walks home with me are the best things ever. Sometimes they're even better than the event we were at. Last night is an excellent example of such a drunken escapade;

Me and Adam (Pussy Lips) are walking home and we find these two laminated posters saying the G Train isn't working - as seen below.

Since we're drunk, AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM, we roll em up and start sword fighting. This goes on for three blocks until....









A WILD HIPSTER APPEARS!

And you'll never believe this shit, he has a rolled up poster in his hand too! He gets in a sword fighting pose and I laugh and say, "YOU WANNA GO MOTHERFUCKER!?!?" He accepts my challenge and we start sword fighting. His poster is just a movie poster while my shit is laminated. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. I fuck him up and he drops his poster, it falls in a puddle, and he gets all sad and shit. I give him a high five and we go our separate ways. 

This is definitely going down as one of the best walks home ever.

BEE STING!

Anytime someone insults or desgrades someone else really badly, I send them this link

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bee-vs-wasp-1a.jpg

If you don't get it then you're a fucking idiot.

Jamarcus Russell

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or doesn't he look like the Game? Only darker and with a lot less talent.

...

Vinnies Pizza

VOTE OR DIE!

....unless it's for something other than Vinnies. Then you can just die.

They Say

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Well all I can say is I'm pretty fond of you right now.




8days

Fun Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. 

A human hair can hold 3 kg. 

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. 

The femur is as hard as concrete. 

A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. 

Women blink twice as much as men. 

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. 

The woman has read this entire text. 

The man is still looking at his thumb.

If....

You had to walk a mile in my shoes, you'd probably kill yourself.  I have way to much shit on my plate right now.

Well at least summer is just around the corner. I actually have some stuff to look forward to.

My New Drug

It's better than Crystal Meth....

I Need New Music

I just downloaded all the Acacia Strain albums. They're really good, but I want more music. I'm super bored of my playlist.

It doesn't necessarily need to be that oink oink shit, I'm very diverse when it comes to my choice in music.

Anyone have any music I should download? Any suggestions will be GREATLY appreciated.

Pick Two

She ain't gotta be smart. Or is she's emotionally unstable then I gotta try control that bitch.

=X

Luckily my lady friend is all three.

Haircut

All my hair is gone. IT'S ALL GONE!!!!

When the haircut lady was done, I just looked at the giant pile of hair and wondered if I made the right choice. I think I like it, but I'm not used to it yet. I mean it is a pretty big change but it had to be done. I had to get it cut for the following reasons;

1) I sweat like a fucking pig and summer is just around the corner. All the hair would be torture for me.
2) I'm lazy as hell and the long hair was so much more work. Now I just wake up and leave the house.
3) I wanted a change.
4) I was really getting sick of it. I was the only person who hated it - well my mother hated it too, but she doesn't fucking matter.

All my friends said I look like a fat Polish lesbian now.

Good idea? Bad? Any comments?

Love

Love is man's biggest weakness.


....think about and you'll see that I'm right.

151

I am never drinking Bacardi 151 again!

....well not at least when I have work in the morning the next day.

Best Toy Ever!

This thing actually helps stress. Anytime I feel stressed or angry I just give this fucker a squeeze!

I've been squeezing this fucker a lot recently.

RAWR!!!

You don't like me when I'm angry!