Shark Attack

"They won't let you on a cruise ship if you're on your period. It attracts the sharks!!"

-Me talking to Nicole about her cruise

Have a good trip sugartits!!!

Speaking of sharks....

This is my new addiction:

Yea, yea. I know Shark Week was last week and I'm late. I don't give a fuck though. If you're as bad ass as I am, every week is Shark Week!