Narwhals! Narwhals!

I can't get this song out of my head. I hate you, Fiesta!

Afri.... I Mean Kenia

I almost killed Kenia on Friday. We were at Chipotle and she took a bite of her burrito. As she is doing this, I tell an awesome joke and she starts laughing hysterically. So the burrito goes down the wrong hole and she starts choking. Me and Fiesta start laughing, but the we remember she's an asthmatic so we realize she's actually choking! I get all nervous and shit so I call the Chipotle guy and tell her she's joking. By this time she's fine though.


I guess I'm just too damn funny!



WARNING: Eating food near G Head may cause you to choke and die due to him being so fucking funny!

....eating food near G Head may also cause him to steal your food.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

WIN!

Thanks Jimmy!!!!

Narwhals

Mine and Fiesta's new favorite animal!

Such beauty!!!!

Dickbutt

Cracks me up everytime!

Teehee.

Thursdays

Thursdays suck so much balls. I hate being in class until 9:30 in a class that I don't even pay attention for. The best part about Thursdays are the Chicken Halal's I get right before my last class - as fat as that sounds of me.

It's also pretty awesome video chatting with people til my class is over. Only downside is I can't talk or else the professor will yell her lungs out at me. Maybe I can take this time to blog since I've been really slacking. I apologize for that.

I remember posting something about Thursdays sucking over a year ago. It still holds true to this day.

Sadface.

Bacon

This still cracks me up everytime.



Bacon

....or is it Beer Can?

Rain! Rain! Go Away!

It truly feels like there's a hurricane outside! The wind is so bad, it could knock Precious over.

Good thing I stayed in all day under my covers watching movies. It was the absolute perfect day for such a thing.

One, Zero, Push

My friends made a blog called One, Zero, Push. It's redefining the way we rate women and getting rid of the 1-10 standard. Everyone should check it out;

http://onezeropush.tumblr.com/

GOGOGOGO

Chivalry

Me and Fiesta were talking, and I realized that "She could get it!" has officially replaced, "Wow, she's pretty!"

Chivalry is officially dead.