February 27, 2009

Mike Collins Poetry Hour.

He's the next T.S. Elliot

City

cars drive by, lazy
subway cars rattle loudly-
13 cats meow


India

They wash their black feet
In ponds of sticky soda-
Let’s strike up a match

Love

sex with a stranger
you think she likes it in the
butt? i love anal...


Grainy Pieces of Sparkling Sand Shimmering under the Golden Sun in August

sand, so innocent-
comfort at the beach, not so
much in vaginas

Yellow

silverly silver
shimmering sunlight- i got
anorexia

I hope this becomes a weekly installment.

February 26, 2009

I Love You Lesley Gore.

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Thursdays Suck.

That's all ya gotta know.

February 25, 2009

Ash Wednesday.

I Had to wake up at 6:45 to get ready for Church. I don't remember the last time I woke up that early. Got my ashes....


I'm so exhausted. Jimmy said I look like a Holocaust victim. ^^

Things I'm gonna try to give up for Lent:
Soda-Because it's the Devil. I tried.
Meat- Just for Lulu, but I doubt I'll last a week. 1 Day.
The touching of my fun parts- Just because it's basically a tradition. Let's see how long I go this year. Don't judge me.

Today is the Beginning of Lent

Haha that's all I gotta say.

February 24, 2009

Everybody's Gone Surfin'

I had the weirdest dream.I'm walking down the street and I see Rosie (Niall's aunt). We start talking about how I recently fell in love with the Beach Boys and she's like, "Holy shit, me too!" Then out of the blue, we start to sing Surfin' USA. Right when we start singing; "A bushy bushy blonde hairdo--Surfin' U.S.A." we both end up in the water on surfboards. She's in a vintage striped once piece suit, and I'm in short shorts. This goes on until the song is over. It was something right out of a cheesy 50's movie When I told Rosie, she was laughing her ass off.


February 23, 2009

...wow



Fuckin' A.

Life Does Not Stop And Start At Your Convenience You Miserable Piece of Shit.

So I just watched The Big Lebowski. I forgot how good it was. This just may be my favorite Coen brothers movie ever. On that note, I'll leave you with this.



P.S. I'm gonna punch the shit out of Oscar the next time I see him for talking shit about The Dude.

http://g-headlovesyou.blogspot.com/

I really don't love you. Secretly, I hate you all.



...especially Jill

February 22, 2009

Little Bit o' Luck


I was going to get some food and I saw another advertisement of this bastard. Who else fucking hates this guy? He's an abomination. He is honestly the worst fucking spokesperson ever. The commercials try so hard to be funny and cute, but they're just fucking annoying. I just wish he would die. All I need is a Little Bit o'Luck; and a chainsaw.

February 21, 2009

Football Today.

Was so much fun! I was so scared of re-injuring my knee, but luckily nothing happened. I'm super sore though, but it was totally worth it. I had a couple of touchdowns, and I had like 4 fumbles and 3 fumble recoveries. Me and Alan = Beast D-Line! Today had to have been one of the funnest games I've ever played at Cooper Park. I fucking love this place.


Ouch


Poor Rihanna.

Best Game Ever?


P.S. Michael sucks at Madden.

February 20, 2009

So I just made a Blogger

I've become what I once hated. Now what do I do?