Madden 08

Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this game. For the past week I've been going over Victor's to play it. I've never been able to beat him in this game. Mainly due to all the bullshit that goes on during the game.

Here's an example of the kind of games we have:


First Half
I'm always the Jets
Victor usually plays as the Broncos, but he always bitches and says I'm not worthy
I complain and threaten not to play at all til he actually goes Broncos
I win the coin toss and kick the ball so I could get it in the 2nd half
Cutler - reminding you it's Madden 08 - drops back 30 steps and gets sacked or intercepted
Vic goes for it on 4th and 30
Vic doesn't make it
I end up kicking a Field Goal
Vic tries scrambling with Cutler and fumbles
I run the ball with Thomas Jones, playing somewhat conservative
I end up scoring
Vic gets the ball
Vic goes for it on 4th Down - doesn't make it again.
I get the ball and end up scoring before Haltime
Halftime - G Head 17 Victor 0

Second Half
I get the ball
I try a quick pass and it gets intercepted by Champ Bailey for a Touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and doesn't make it
I get the ball back
Thomas Jones runs for 10 yards and gets hit hard
Thomas Jones fumbles the ball
I start screaming, "Are you fucking serious!?"
Jay Cutler drops back 30 yards, throws the ball like Derek Jeter does, Brandon Marshall catches it for 30 yards
I scream at the TV again
I stop the Broncos
Vic goes for it on 4th and 35
Jay Cutler drops back another 20 yards and Brandon Marshall catches it with his asscheeks for another touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and makes it
G Head 17 Vic 14
Chad Pennington passes to Justin McCareins for an 80 yard touchdown- once again, it's 08
Jay Cutler throws a quick pass to Brandon Marshall and Darelle Revis FUCKING BOUNCES OFF MARSHALL AND MARSHALL SCORES A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN!
I ask everyone in the room if they saw that bullshit?!
Everyone is laughing hysterically
G Head 24 Vic 21
I try a run with Thomas Jones AND HE FUCKING FUMBLES AGAIN!
Vic starts running the clock out
There's about 15 seconds left and Vic is on his own 35
I think I have a chance to win
Jay Cutler drops back all the way to his own endzone
Jay Cutler does another Derek Jeter pass to Brandon Marshall AND THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER SCORES ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN!
Clock runs out
G Head 24 Vic 27
I keep screaming that this is bullshit and slam my controller to the ground.

I swear I fucking hate this game. I don't hate the game nowhere near as much as I hate Victor. I don't get how he always does it. I feel like he's got some magical Puerto Rican dust that always lets him win.

I did kick his ass in Madden 10 though, so that made me feel a little better.

FUCK YOU VICTOR!