I'm In Love With Her and I Feel Fine

I always see this commercial when I watch That '70s Show late night. This is my future wife!



The Beatles and the Education Connection girl - my night is complete.

On another note, this is a conversation I just had with Cierra....

ME: But seriously, I think I have a crush on her.
CIERRA: I knew that the second you started throwing stuff at her.
ME: HAHA
ME: I'm like a 3rd grader!

Football

Football today was kind of decent I guess. It wasn't a serious game which was good because it made me realize how out of shape I really am. I need to start going to the gym again. It was nice seeing some of my football buddies (there were only 6 of us playing and 8 overall; lazy fuckers).

I also saw the funniest thing at Dunkin' Donuts.

Karaoke

So last night I got invited to Victor's sister Vanessa's Birthday party. It was actually really awesome. They set up the house to make it feel like a Spanish luau. There was alcohol and tropical flowers everywhere. There was also a karaoke machine. After a couple of drinks I felt obliged to show off my musical talent. My line up consisted of:

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Every Breath You Take - The Police
Surfin' USA - The Beach Boys
Hey Jude - The Beatles
I Love Rock and Roll - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix A Lot

Sir Mix A Lot would have most certainly been proud. I put a grindcore twist on I Love Rock and Roll. Apparently Victor's family didn't appreciate that 'oink oink shit', Fredo excluded (he got into it too). I think I can honestly say of love Victor's family

Watch out world, American Idol 2012 here I come!

Pictures later today hopefully.

Rawr!

Terrible Morning

I had two hours of sleep last night. When I get no sleep, I get super fucking grumpy. I feel such hostility and hatred towards everyone. The only way I feel better is look at all the people around me on my way to class - the real fucking losers - and just say to myself; "At least I'm not them."

This morning I saw; a fat midget (first fat midget I have ever seen, quite fascinating); a crack whore; a group of chongas (if you don't know what they are, look em up); over a dozen hobos; numerous douchebags; a guy with one leg; and a lady with the worst case of OCD I have ever seen. All I thought to myself was, "Wow, I am so glad I am not them." Turns out by the time I got home I felt a lot better. I might sound like the biggest asshole right now, but I'm sure you too have also compared yourself to people to make yourself feel better. If you haven't, then that might mean one of two things: you're just a nice person; or you are one of the losers people compare themselves too. As evil as it sounds, It truly does help. I hope this doesn't make me a horrible person.

Why is it That...

Almost everything in a Polish Bakery has raisins in it? I mean I like raisins from time to time, but they ruin any sort of cake. Yesterday, I bit into what I thought was chocolate cake. It fucking had raisins! That's inhumane. Putting raisins in chocolate cake is the equivalent of kicking a puppy - it's just wrong.


Approximately 50% of everything you see here has raisins in it. Fuckin' A.

My New Hero...

David Ogilvy. I just took out two of his books; Confessions of an Advertising Man and Ogilvy on Advertising. I just started reading the former and I'm about 25% done with already. The man is a genius. It's people like this that really make me wanna get into the advertising business.




These are his three most famous ads....



Spiderman needs to step aside for Mr. Ogilvy. Robert has a new hero.

Gotta' Catch 'Em All!

Today's Matchup....
Coffee I just drank an hour ago vs. Nyquil I just took.

I'll tell you who wins in either an hour or tomorrow morning.





Nyquil won.

My Day...

My day consisted of studying, doing two papers, and handball. I never knew how much fun handball was until today.



Now I am off to watch Breaking Bad. Afterwards, I'm going to try finish my paper. Because, I mean after all, Breaking Bad>School. If I could, I'd just drop out and sell Crystal Meth. I don't have the cojones for it though.

So....

I've been pretty bored lately so I decided to have some fun with Paint. With my super awesome Paint skills and some imagination, I made my Blogger banner. Up there are only a few. Since then, I've made more. Here they are....


Z.Z. Top


Santa


Pirate


Joker


Jew


Me fucked up


Gangsta


Blackface


Batman


Dr. Jay

I want to change my banner. It might be the same thing I have, but with a different compilation. Anyone have any ideas? Oh and if I offended anyone here, I don't really care because it's all fun and games. If anyone has any suggestions of other ones I can make, please let me know.

This truly shows you how bored one person can truly get.

One of My New Favorite Shows...

Thank you Niall.

It is just so good and greatly written. It's definitely not my favorite show on Showtime (Dexter), but it is still very amazing. Watch it!

Orlando

Orlando was so much fun! We stayed at the nicest hotel, and there was never a dull moment. The plane rides there and back scared the shit out of me, especially since there was severe turbulence during the latter. It also didn't help that I haven't been on a plane since I was seven and I tend to over think everything. But yea, everything about the trip was wonderful and I'm so glad I ended up going. Here are some pictures from the trip.


Crappiest plane ride ever.


Me taking a picture of Niall taking a picture.


R.I.P. hat.


Just some cool art at JFK.


The view from my seat.


The view from the lobby.


You probably can't tell because of the picture size, but the concierge looked just like Angel Batista from Dexter. The resemblance was uncanny.


MYSPAAAACEEEEE!


The view from our hotel room in the day and at night.

There are a lot more pictures, but I'm way too lazy to put them all up here. Check my Facebook if you're really that interested.

Florida was such a blast. The trip home, not so much. But that's neither here nor there. I'll definitely tell you if you ask though because it really is a story.

Boredom....

So while I was doing some grocery shopping and hanging out with Niall today, I took some random photos. It's turning into a hobby of mine.


Scariest Dairy Product Ever?!??!!?!?!!??

I'm gonna miss the W Train. Just because every time I go to 14th Street I won't see my initials. Cheesy, but I don't give a fuck.


How many people can say that?

I just love this one because of the simplicity.



Florida tomorrow. I get there a little after 6 and I'm home by 11 Monday night. It's kind of a short time there, but it will be really nice to get away for a bit.

Can't wait!

Cool McCool

Does anyone remember Cool McCool? I remember I had a VHS of the show and loved it. I loved it so much that I just bought the whole series on Amazon on for a whopping $7.01, even though my credit card bill is gonna be over $600. Impulse buy for the win! But seriously, how could I pass this by....



I assure you, it is not as awful as it looks. Then again I haven't seen the show in over a decade. But for 7 dollars, I just couldn't resist. Let's hope it lives up to my expectations.

Trip to Greenpoint Pt Deux...

I found a lot more things to photograph this time.

Here's some....





Fagle? A word Niall called me in 8th grade, funny enough we find it spray painted on a wall on our way to Greenpoint.










This made me laugh.






Favorite.



Space Invader.


This one reminds me of the Honey Comb monster.



This one was just creepy.

Fucking Niall....

Ah the fun one can have with a macbook.



Read This! It has me hooked. I wanna do something in advertising now. I'm looking for a summer internship somewhere. Anyone know of any advertising agency that has internships in the summer? I would greatly appreciate it.



Oh and I love Amanda La Salle. She knows why.



Yay 50th post! Never thought I'd last this long (that'swhatshesaid).