Lent

Lent is coming up soon. At first I wasn't gonna give up anything because I know I'm gonna fuck up. But I did some thinking, and here's a list of things I might give up for Lent.

Spicy Food - so my body can stop hating me 22 HOURS!
Alcohol - for the same reason
Masturbation - for the lulz DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Being late for everything - that shit needs to stop!
Eating shit that's horrible for me
Being so violent and angry all the time

Any other ideas would be greatly appreciated!