Joke of the Week

So Jesus and Moses are in Heaven and they get bored. Moses asks Jesus, "Hey, wanna go for a vacation?" Jesus says sure. With a snap of his fingers, Jesus and Moses are on a boat in the middle of the ocean. After a couple of beers, Moses goes to Jesus and says, "Remember this?" and he waves his hands and parts the water. Jesus is laughing his ass off and goes, "You remember this?" and he steps out of the boat.

1 step, 2 step, and he falls in.

Moses helps him back in the boat. Jesus says, "Woah, let me try that again!" He takes a step out of the boat.

1 step, 2 step, and he falls in again.

Moses helps him back in the boat again. Jesus says, "Hold on, one more time! It has been 2,000 years." He takes another step out of the boat.

1 step, 2 step, and he falls in again for the third time.

Moses helps him back in and says, "You know Jesus, 2,000 years ago you didn't have those holes in your feet."







ZING!

Don't get offended. I'm Catholic and I love that joke.