Toxic

This is hands down the best movie to watch when you're baked out of your skull.

I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more.

I wanna watch this sober to see if it's anywhere as good as when I'm high.

I'M NOT A POTHEAD!

Step Brothers

Niall, Kamil, Jimmy, and I watched Step Brothers today. It made me realize my reason for being.



I was born to fuck shit up!
That sounds about right.

March of the Wooden Soldiers

This was one of my favorite movies growing up. It really did creep me out though. I used to watch this movie every Thanksgiving since I can remember. It's on TV now so I just had to take a break for nostalgic purposes.


















I love Laurel and Hardy.

My New Credo

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."

-Romany Malco in the 40 Year Old Virgin.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

So I just ordered the Power Rangers Movie from Amazon.com. It was 9 bucks - I totally had to!

It's one of my Birthday presents to myself. 

New Moon

New Moon ain't got shit on me Gennaro and Mike. New Moon - get it?



I love how Mike looks hypnotized by my pasty white ass.

The x-rated version coming soon!

This Shit Just Got Real!

This Has To Be One of My All Time Favorite Scenes Ever!

I love The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Movie Night

Me and some of the guys went to the movies today. We went to see Drag Me to Hell and it was phenomenal! I'm not a huge fan of horror movies but I must say Drag Me to Hell was just excellent. It was so well written and the special effects were amazing. This is basically the Evil Dead of the 21st Century. There was never a dull moment. It is hands down one of the best movies I have EVER seen! Sam Raimi still got it.


^Good^

Oh and whatever you do, DO NOT GO AND SEE TERMINATOR SALVATION! I had such high hopes for it but it was a complete letdown - actually letdown doesn't even start to describe what it was. We snuck into it after Drag Me to Hell and it wasn't worth it. The story was ridiculously horrible, and as hard as it tried it just could not keep your attention. By the end of the movie, I just wanted John Connor to die. Christian Bale was so bad in it. I want to punch MCG in the fucking face after that. Terminator Salvation was two hours of my life that I will never be able to get back. The absolute best part of the movie was the credits when I saw that someone was played by Moon Bloodgood. She has one of the best names ever!


^Not good^

Good Day

School was decent. Instead of actually doing work in my Accounting class, I doodled an awesome monster.



I found a fun new book to read - Adland: A Global History of Advertising by Mark Tungate. The title basically explains it all



After class I went to Best Buy with Niall and I Got DaDa a TomTom for his Birthday. He's been wanting one for a while now so I figured what the hell.



I also realized I really wanna play Guitar Hero: Metallica. It looks fun as hell.

Then it was off to Niall's for some Gears of War 2. I am starting to hate Gears.

We got bored relatively quick and decided to watch Fido; a movie about a boy who basically gets a pet zombie.



It was kinda bad, but a lot better than expected.

And now, I'm doing 3 projects while listening to Pantera and Ninjasonik. Sadface.

Easter

So I had a really good Easter Sunday.

I woke up in the morning and went to church, which was not as bad as I initially made it out to be.

I had a big morning breakfast with the family.

I then just relaxed at home til like 3 watching Deadliest Catch on Discovery channel (it really sucked me in, but it's actually interesting).













Then I went to hang out with the guys and played football and basketball, which I did awful at both, respectively.

Then it was off to my friend's basement to watch Mortal Kombat and Wrestlemania 17. Ah memories. Undertaker and Stone Cold ftw.














Then of course I had to show off my wonderful vocal skills and play Rock Band 2. Next American Idol right here.










And then the cherry on top of a great day was watching Old School for the umpteenth time.




















I am actually looking forward to this week.

Happy Dyngus Day everyone!

Slapping the Bass Mon.

I Love You, Man was actually really funny. You gotta love Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. Rashida Jones was pretty bad in the movie, but she's really hot so that made up for everything.





3.75/5....
Haha Serge.

I Got Chills. They're Multiplyin'!

High School Musical ain't got shit on Grease!

My Hero.

My Day Consisted of:

Waking up at like 2pm because of Daylight Savings.

The gym.

















Halo3 with Jimmy Vic and Jewbaby. I knew I shouldn't have played that last fucking match.



















And Die Hard With a Vengence.




















I am not looking forward to the upcoming week.

What We Got Here is a Failure to Communicate

Paul Newman is the fucking man. This is definitely the best movie I've seen in a long, long time.

Life Does Not Stop And Start At Your Convenience You Miserable Piece of Shit.

So I just watched The Big Lebowski. I forgot how good it was. This just may be my favorite Coen brothers movie ever. On that note, I'll leave you with this.



P.S. I'm gonna punch the shit out of Oscar the next time I see him for talking shit about The Dude.