HAHA!

3 Weeks til Opening Day!

Sadness

Yet another season, yet another AFC Championship loss.

I'm upset about, but obviously I can't dwell on it. If there is a next year (New CBA), there's always next year!



Besides, I'm a Jets fan - I'm used to disappointment. Still have love for Gang Green.

J! E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS!!!

2k11

This is my new favorite game at the moment:

It's filled with so much swag! I'm currently playing My Player Mode. My overall is 47 and I'm on the Thunder. WATCH OUT DURANT!

Finest FC

YEA BITCHES!!

And I'm not even on the team bitches!! That's what I get for being the Director of Marketing and Media Relations.

It's #88 due to my love for football, not futbol. I'm starting to fucks with soccer though. 

Best Day of the Year!

Today is certainly one of the best days of the year. It's the week of NFL football. It's finally back!!!

Oh how I missed you so.

Now to watch the Jets destroy the Ravens tomorrow.

Revis Island!

He's finally back!

Finest FC Fundraiser

Once again we're having a fundraiser. You know what that means, MORE SOCCER AND ALCOHOL!! What better way to whore it out then on my blog?

In order to reach our goal of $1,000 we're gonna need all of your help. We absolutely NEED you to invite all of your friends to this event. Since we know it's a pain in the ass to select everyone of you friends, we made it easy as hell for you:

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts

2.) Click 'Select Guests to Invite'' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) Magic - all of your friends are highlighted blue. Click 'Send Invitations'

We need you all to do this so we can get the word out. We have only 3 DAYS LEFT!



Also if possible, invite all your friends to the fan page. Same deal, just;

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts#!/pages/THE-FINEST-FC/366397684353?ref=ts

2.) Click 'Suggest to Friends' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) BADA BING! BADA BOOM! Just click 'Send Invitations' and we will love you forever!


 

I thank you all in advance and I hope to see you there!

Fantasy Football

I just had my first draft last night. I'm gonna be in at least 3 leagues this year.

The best part about fantasy football is knowing that football season is right around the corner!

Can't wait!!

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER!

For the 4 people that actually visit my blog, you guys should check this party out tonight. It's for my best friend Niall's soccer team. And I'm sure you all like Niall more than me anyway so you should definitely come out and show your support.

The details are posted in the link below;

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER

Discount drinks all night long, you guys should definitely check it out!

I mean who doesn't like soccer and alcohol?

World Cup 2010

I love how everyone is into soccer now due to the World Cup - myself included.

I'm rooting for the US. Them and Polan... I mean Germany (technically it's the same thing since a quarter of the German team is from Poland, aka Ze Motherland).


























This is basically what the World Cup is.

Jamarcus Russell

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or doesn't he look like the Game? Only darker and with a lot less talent.

NFL

Ladanian Tomlinson on Monday.

Brian Westbrook on Tuesday.

Thomas Jones on Wednesday?

I'm still debating whether it would be a good thing or not.

Superbowl 44

I can honestly say this is one of the years where I actually do not give a shit about the Superbowl. The two teams are really good and it should be a great game, but I just don't give a fuck. It's probably because the Jets got so close, but came up short. There's no incentive for me to watch this.

Fuck the Saints and Colts. Jets are winning Superbowl 45. Calling that shit right now!

19-0

I think this may be one of my favorite pictures of all time. The NFL sends the SuperBowl loser's apparel to 3rd world countries. I think this can always cheer me up.

Nick Mangold

Everyone says I look like Jets center, Nick Mangold.

 

....I totally see it

Mangold > Nowitzki

Jets Baby!

Me and Niall went to Hooters to watch the Jets game. We were seated next to this family and there was this little kid there. This is by far the most awesome baby I have ever seen! Whenever I did the J-E-T-S chant he would get out of his seat and say go Jets and give me a high 5! His parents were nice enough to let me take a picture with him.

The Hooters lady looks like she thinks I was going to eat him.

If only the Jets pulled it out. Sadface.

Well I guess there's always next year.

Taboo

Me, Niall, Victor, and Oscar were playing Taboo last night.  Me and Niall were on the same team - it was whites against ethnics. It was my turn and the word was Wide Receiver.  This is how the dialog went;


R: Wayne Chrebet is my favorite?
N: Football player!
R: No, what did he play?
N: Jets
R: What position?
N: Um, Linebacker?
R: LINEBACKER?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
N: Woops, I meant Quarterback.
R: NO!!!! Ugh, what does Randy Moss play?
N: Wide Receiver!
R: Fucking finally! Linebacker!? Seriously?!



Linebacker!? Seriously Niall!?

I also found out that Niall is allergic to carrots. Through a game of Taboo of all things. I'm a horrible best friend

Madden 08

Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this game. For the past week I've been going over Victor's to play it. I've never been able to beat him in this game. Mainly due to all the bullshit that goes on during the game.

Here's an example of the kind of games we have:


First Half
I'm always the Jets
Victor usually plays as the Broncos, but he always bitches and says I'm not worthy
I complain and threaten not to play at all til he actually goes Broncos
I win the coin toss and kick the ball so I could get it in the 2nd half
Cutler - reminding you it's Madden 08 - drops back 30 steps and gets sacked or intercepted
Vic goes for it on 4th and 30
Vic doesn't make it
I end up kicking a Field Goal
Vic tries scrambling with Cutler and fumbles
I run the ball with Thomas Jones, playing somewhat conservative
I end up scoring
Vic gets the ball
Vic goes for it on 4th Down - doesn't make it again.
I get the ball and end up scoring before Haltime
Halftime - G Head 17 Victor 0

Second Half
I get the ball
I try a quick pass and it gets intercepted by Champ Bailey for a Touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and doesn't make it
I get the ball back
Thomas Jones runs for 10 yards and gets hit hard
Thomas Jones fumbles the ball
I start screaming, "Are you fucking serious!?"
Jay Cutler drops back 30 yards, throws the ball like Derek Jeter does, Brandon Marshall catches it for 30 yards
I scream at the TV again
I stop the Broncos
Vic goes for it on 4th and 35
Jay Cutler drops back another 20 yards and Brandon Marshall catches it with his asscheeks for another touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and makes it
G Head 17 Vic 14
Chad Pennington passes to Justin McCareins for an 80 yard touchdown- once again, it's 08
Jay Cutler throws a quick pass to Brandon Marshall and Darelle Revis FUCKING BOUNCES OFF MARSHALL AND MARSHALL SCORES A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN!
I ask everyone in the room if they saw that bullshit?!
Everyone is laughing hysterically
G Head 24 Vic 21
I try a run with Thomas Jones AND HE FUCKING FUMBLES AGAIN!
Vic starts running the clock out
There's about 15 seconds left and Vic is on his own 35
I think I have a chance to win
Jay Cutler drops back all the way to his own endzone
Jay Cutler does another Derek Jeter pass to Brandon Marshall AND THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER SCORES ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN!
Clock runs out
G Head 24 Vic 27
I keep screaming that this is bullshit and slam my controller to the ground.

I swear I fucking hate this game. I don't hate the game nowhere near as much as I hate Victor. I don't get how he always does it. I feel like he's got some magical Puerto Rican dust that always lets him win.

I did kick his ass in Madden 10 though, so that made me feel a little better.

FUCK YOU VICTOR!

Jets vs. Bengals

Me, Niall, Kamil, Jimmy, Mike and Andrew went to the Jets game last night at the Meadowlands. It was fucking phenomenal! It was a playoff atmosphere because the Jets needed this one to get into the playoffs.

We get there and we're already cold as hell. It's about 18 degrees - it felt like negative 5 with wind chill. We all get to the stadium and they give us the Jets' equivalent of a Terrible Towel:

Then Kamil and Niall leave to their seats (there's were a lot better), and Jimmy, Mike, Andrew and myself go up to our section - Section 338. This was the view:






















Even though the seats were really high up, there's really no such thing as a bad seat in the Meadowlands. Everyone in the section was really drunk and really rowdy, even though it was a dry event. We get to our seats and everyone around us was really cool and friendly. Anytime we saw a person in a Bengals we started shouting things like, "ASSHOLE!",  "FUCK THE BENGALS", "OCHO FAGGOT", "FUCK THE PATRIOTS", and of course, "FUCK TOM BRADY". It was awesome.

When Brad Smith had his first 30 yard run, everyone went crazy. Then when Thomas Jones scored the first touchdown of the game, everyone went crazy! I was hugging and high-fiving everyone. I ended up getting pushed back 3 rows. For a second, I didn't know where the hell I was. Me, Andrew and Mike got really cold so we decided to get some hot chocolate. As we were walking down the stairs, we see a bunch of Jets fans arguing with some Bengals fans. Some guy gets pissed off and decides to throw his hot chocolate at the Bengals fans. Only thing was, it didn't hit the Bengals fans. It hit me right in the side! I take off my jacket to show him my jersey and scream, "I'M ON YOUR SIDE!" My white and green Jets hat was in my jacket and it ended up white and brown - luckily it came out in the wash. Worst of all was that my pants got wet and it was super cold. My dick was freezing and smelled like a Tootsie Roll. We got back and it was still a shutout. The Bengals did have some good drives, but the Jets defense shut them down whenever they got close.

By halftime it was 27-0 Jets.

A bunch of people left after halftime, but me and the guys decided to stay. Someone ended up remind us all that this is the last game at Giants Stadium. He told us how during the last games at Yankee and Shea Stadium people starting ripping their seats off to try to take a piece of the stadium home. A couple of seconds later someone stomped on their seat and it fell right off. It was kind of sad how easy it was to break it off. In a matter of minutes, everyone started stomping their seats off. The security guards come by and take all the broken seats so that no one can take them home. People start cursing him out and telling him to get a real fucking job.

This is what our section looked like after everyone was done with it:

The game ended with the Jets shutting the Bengals out 37-0. Andrew tried to sneak a seat out of the stadium inside his jacket, but he got caught. 
 
Overall it was one of the best nights of my short-lived life. Everyone around us was so cool. I was screaming so loud during the game that I have laryngitis. But fuck it, it was totally worth it. You know we had to take a group a picture. 

J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

Jets Love

My Jets bear got a girlfriend.

I wonder where my girl Jets bear is?