Sadface!

Today is the last day that the W train is running.

http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/24/mta-discontinues-w-train-service-tribute/

I don't really give a shit about the W train, but now 14th Street will no longer bear my initials.

















How depressing is that shit?!

Good vs. Evil

I'm really trying to find out whether I'm a nice guy or not. I'd like to think I am a good guy, but I seriously think I'm just overall an asshole. People have actually told me that I've turned them into heartless asshole! It's like the angel and devil are at a constant war on my shoulders and I never know who's winning.

Sometimes I just wake up thinking to myself, "Today I feel like being a nice guy!"

And other times I'm like, "I just feel like being a fucking dick to everyone today!"

I'm sure everyone has these kind of days, but I'm seriously thinking if I'm actually a good guy or not. And I don't mean nice in the sense of me being sweet and nice to everyone I know, but nice in the sense of me an overall good person to everyone - not just the ones I love. Sometimes I debate whether or not I'm really as heartless as people think I am.

Feedback would be appreciated!

19-0

I think this may be one of my favorite pictures of all time. The NFL sends the SuperBowl loser's apparel to 3rd world countries. I think this can always cheer me up.

Madden 08

Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this game. For the past week I've been going over Victor's to play it. I've never been able to beat him in this game. Mainly due to all the bullshit that goes on during the game.

Here's an example of the kind of games we have:


First Half
I'm always the Jets
Victor usually plays as the Broncos, but he always bitches and says I'm not worthy
I complain and threaten not to play at all til he actually goes Broncos
I win the coin toss and kick the ball so I could get it in the 2nd half
Cutler - reminding you it's Madden 08 - drops back 30 steps and gets sacked or intercepted
Vic goes for it on 4th and 30
Vic doesn't make it
I end up kicking a Field Goal
Vic tries scrambling with Cutler and fumbles
I run the ball with Thomas Jones, playing somewhat conservative
I end up scoring
Vic gets the ball
Vic goes for it on 4th Down - doesn't make it again.
I get the ball and end up scoring before Haltime
Halftime - G Head 17 Victor 0

Second Half
I get the ball
I try a quick pass and it gets intercepted by Champ Bailey for a Touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and doesn't make it
I get the ball back
Thomas Jones runs for 10 yards and gets hit hard
Thomas Jones fumbles the ball
I start screaming, "Are you fucking serious!?"
Jay Cutler drops back 30 yards, throws the ball like Derek Jeter does, Brandon Marshall catches it for 30 yards
I scream at the TV again
I stop the Broncos
Vic goes for it on 4th and 35
Jay Cutler drops back another 20 yards and Brandon Marshall catches it with his asscheeks for another touchdown
Vic goes for 2 and makes it
G Head 17 Vic 14
Chad Pennington passes to Justin McCareins for an 80 yard touchdown- once again, it's 08
Jay Cutler throws a quick pass to Brandon Marshall and Darelle Revis FUCKING BOUNCES OFF MARSHALL AND MARSHALL SCORES A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN!
I ask everyone in the room if they saw that bullshit?!
Everyone is laughing hysterically
G Head 24 Vic 21
I try a run with Thomas Jones AND HE FUCKING FUMBLES AGAIN!
Vic starts running the clock out
There's about 15 seconds left and Vic is on his own 35
I think I have a chance to win
Jay Cutler drops back all the way to his own endzone
Jay Cutler does another Derek Jeter pass to Brandon Marshall AND THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER SCORES ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN!
Clock runs out
G Head 24 Vic 27
I keep screaming that this is bullshit and slam my controller to the ground.

I swear I fucking hate this game. I don't hate the game nowhere near as much as I hate Victor. I don't get how he always does it. I feel like he's got some magical Puerto Rican dust that always lets him win.

I did kick his ass in Madden 10 though, so that made me feel a little better.

FUCK YOU VICTOR!

New York?

So I just finished watching the Eagles-Giants game and I'm really shocked how many people - from New York - were going for the Eagles. I'm not a Giants fan, but it really surprises me how many New Yorkers hate New York teams. This doesn't go for just the Eagles. I know a bunch of New Yorkers who are fans of the;

Patriots
Dolphins
Eagles
Cowboys
Red Sox
Phillies
Celtics
Devils

I don't know, I just don't get it. I understand that you're entitled to be a fan of any team, but it just surprises me how many New Yorkers are fans of rival New York teams.







FACKKKK THE PAYTRIOTSSSS!!!!!!!

Wisdom Teeth

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!!

I love seeing a Patriots loss almost as much as I love watching a Jets win.

Oh yea, I'm drinking that Haterade - AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!

Top 5 Hated Patriots:

Bill Belichick - The cutoff sleeve sweatshirt makes you look like a douchebag
Tom Brady - Someone needs to hit him so hard that he can never fucking walk again
Randy Moss - That beard makes you look like a pedophile
Teddy Bruschi - I hope he gets another stroke
Junior Seau and his pathetic TV show Sports Jobs

Fucking cawksukkas!

That's my rant.







....fuck you Giselle.

?

Who wants to go to a Jets game at Gillette Stadium next year? I am 100% serious! It's about a year away so that's plenty of time for you motherfucks to get some money and think about it. I think it would be so bad ass going to a Jets-Patriots game in New England.

Me and Niall couldn't even watch the game. We ended up going to the city when we saw it was 21-0. It was the first time since I don't know when that I didn't finish watching the Jets game. On a side note, I did get new shoes. Woohoo!



I seriously hate the Patriots so fucking much!

<3

Bedford Preacher

I fucking hate this guy, but this was really interesting. He definitely has a problem though, I just thought he was an annoying motherfucker who craved to have his voice heard. He has the Anderson's though, so he gets two points there.


Study For "A Moral Society" from russel fong on Vimeo.

RAWR!!!!

Normally I'd like to think I'm a nice guy. But I seriously have a horrible temper when it comes to two things; sports and video games. Sports I can understand due to man's primitive and competitive nature. I guess video games can fall within the same criteria, but seriously, I don't understand why I get so fucking pissed playing Gears of War 2, Madden, Halo, etc. It was never that bad until this year. Within the span of 10 months, I've broken:

2 Headsets
2 Controllers
My Madden (just happened today due to me actually punching the shit out of my X Box last night)
My X Box (not due to punching the shit out of it)

I seriously think I have a problem. The worst part is that - no matter how much I spend - I will never learn.

I'm either getting a new Madden or a Modern Warfare 2 tomorrow. I'll probably end up breaking it eventually though.

I think Niall sums it up pretty well HERE!

Bills vs. Jets

The Bills vs. the Jets was one of the most disappointing games I have ever seen! It's days like these that make me hate being a Jets fan. The funniest part of that horrid showing was all the texts and ims I was sending and receiving. It's funny how quick the mood changed....

Here are some texts and ims:

-Jets just hurt Trent Edwards! haha

-I FUCKING LOVE THOMAS JONES! FANTASY POINTS GONE WILD!

-The Bills are so trash!!

-Giants got so raped.

-LOL!!!!! THE RAIDERS?!?!!?!?!

-If the Jets lose, Ima go apeshit!

-Another int. Sanchez needs to get used to this weather.

-It's never this cold in Mexico

-Andrew called JC Mr Potato Head.

-We have to have johns (excuses) cuz Sanchez is licking balls

-5 for 18 with 3 ints. That's the worst rating ever.

-I fucking love Braylon, TJ, and Washington! Sanchez not so much.

-Sanchez is pissing me off!

-Sanchez is so horrible!

-If ths Bills win I will cry.

-I'm so pissed!

-The Jets D needs to make a big play. (Jets intercept the ball as soon as I write that)

-SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!

-Today shows he hates the cold and Giants Stadium

-Today shows he hates the Jets!

-Sanchez needs to get deported!

-Our fucking QB went all Michael Karkosza and kept throwing it to the other team.

-LOL!!!!! THE BILLS!?!?!??



It's days like these that make me hate being a Jets fan. Plus I lost 5 bucks that should have been guaranteed to me.

Today Was Such a Shitty Day

Murphy's Law was in full effect today.

But hey, at least football season has started. With the exception of the guys - only because we're gonna be watching the games together - I am probably not going to be seeing anyone for the next 20 Sundays.

The Jets looked real good today. If they keep it up for the rest of the season, I will most certainly be a happy camper.

Cube of Evil

I officially put 'Solve a Rubik's Cube' on the list of things do before I die. I'm gonna put a whole list of fun stuff to do before I die up here eventually.


You're going down, motherfucker!

RAWR!

RED MOTHERFUCKING RINGS OF DEATH!

Just another reason for me to hate Microsoft right now. They are fixing it for free - which is a plus, but I still wish someone sets Bill Gates on fire. 3 weeks without an X-Box; I guess I might start working out again.

....or not.

R.I.P.

Red X-Box controller.

I fucking hate Gears of War 2.

2.25?!?!?!?!?!?

Really?!?!!? I fucking hate the MTA. The price of a Metrocard goes up, and the service goes to shit! Only the Metropolitan Transportation Authority can pull that off. I know it's only a quarter more, but it isn't fair that they can get away with cutting service while still charging more. I'm getting a bike; the MTA can suck on my broke nuts.

Terrible Morning

I had two hours of sleep last night. When I get no sleep, I get super fucking grumpy. I feel such hostility and hatred towards everyone. The only way I feel better is look at all the people around me on my way to class - the real fucking losers - and just say to myself; "At least I'm not them."

This morning I saw; a fat midget (first fat midget I have ever seen, quite fascinating); a crack whore; a group of chongas (if you don't know what they are, look em up); over a dozen hobos; numerous douchebags; a guy with one leg; and a lady with the worst case of OCD I have ever seen. All I thought to myself was, "Wow, I am so glad I am not them." Turns out by the time I got home I felt a lot better. I might sound like the biggest asshole right now, but I'm sure you too have also compared yourself to people to make yourself feel better. If you haven't, then that might mean one of two things: you're just a nice person; or you are one of the losers people compare themselves too. As evil as it sounds, It truly does help. I hope this doesn't make me a horrible person.

Why is it That...

Almost everything in a Polish Bakery has raisins in it? I mean I like raisins from time to time, but they ruin any sort of cake. Yesterday, I bit into what I thought was chocolate cake. It fucking had raisins! That's inhumane. Putting raisins in chocolate cake is the equivalent of kicking a puppy - it's just wrong.


Approximately 50% of everything you see here has raisins in it. Fuckin' A.

My Mom Just Called Me a Son of a Bitch.

I totally agree with her.




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Mike Collins is the man for showing me this.