Really?!

Promise

I promise you that in 6 months I will tell you whether or not I made the right choice in letting you go.
I promise that I'll tell you whether or not I still love you.
I promise you that I'll tell you whether or not I made a mistake.

No matter how much it hurts me, I promise to tell you the truth.

Scout's Honor!

Hot vs. Cute

I don't know why, but I associate the term 'hot' with slut. I associate 'cute' with girlfriend material.
I feel like the word cute means more. It doesn't just mean appearance, but actions.

Ex. Cuddling and all that cute shit. <- SEE!!!

Also - through experience - a lot of hot girls are bitches. You have to date a hot girl before she knows she's hot. As soon as she knows she's hot, she turns into a bitch. I'm sure there's some weird mathematical algorithm to explain this.

I want a cute girlfriend.







Sadface

They Say

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Well all I can say is I'm pretty fond of you right now.




8days

Pick Two

She ain't gotta be smart. Or is she's emotionally unstable then I gotta try control that bitch.

=X

Luckily my lady friend is all three.

Love

Love is man's biggest weakness.


....think about and you'll see that I'm right.

To Whom It May Concern

I think you're beautiful.



Yours Truly,

Robert

So....

I think I really, really like her.

Good vs. Evil

I'm really trying to find out whether I'm a nice guy or not. I'd like to think I am a good guy, but I seriously think I'm just overall an asshole. People have actually told me that I've turned them into heartless asshole! It's like the angel and devil are at a constant war on my shoulders and I never know who's winning.

Sometimes I just wake up thinking to myself, "Today I feel like being a nice guy!"

And other times I'm like, "I just feel like being a fucking dick to everyone today!"

I'm sure everyone has these kind of days, but I'm seriously thinking if I'm actually a good guy or not. And I don't mean nice in the sense of me being sweet and nice to everyone I know, but nice in the sense of me an overall good person to everyone - not just the ones I love. Sometimes I debate whether or not I'm really as heartless as people think I am.

Feedback would be appreciated!

Friend Zone

Why the fuck is it that I always get stuck in the 'friend zone'!? Every time I really like a girl and ask her out, she tells me, "Oh, well I wouldn't wanna lose you as a friend. I know a relationship will screw all of  that up." I mean I can understand sometimes, but I don't wanna be 'just friends' with every girl on the fucking planet.

This even happens with sluts! They tell me they wanna be just friends, while I just wanna have sex with them. Seriously, what kind of shit is that?!

I really don't know what it is, but I'm clearly doing something wrong. I gotta stop being all nice and shit. And I most certainly gotta find a way to stop being Polish (http://fiestas-fiesta.tumblr.com/). I gotta start acting like the Fonz.

AYYYY!!!!

I'm sure some women will see this and call me an asshole. Maybe if you stop putting me in the 'friend zone' I'll stop being such an asshole

Single vs. In a Relationship

I think I'm really getting tired of being single. The thing is, every time I'm in a relationship, it ends as a complete and utter disaster. I'm weighing the pros and cons of being single and being in a relationship - with the help of my super crazy awesome friend, Fiesta (http://fiestas-fiesta.tumblr.com/) - I just thought it was interesting enough to share with all of Blogworld.


Relationships 

Pros:
Sex.
Somebody to talk to, ALWAYS.
Somebody is always there for you.
Sex.
Rarely a dull moment.
Cuddling (no homo).
Sex.

Cons:
Can't go out with the guys as often as you'd wanna.
Can't hang out with girls like you used to.
Weekends are automatically committed to the significant other.
The breakup.
That lovely time of the month.
The withholding of sex every time you fuck up.

Single 

Pros:
Freedom
Doing whatever you want without having to worry about hurting a partners feelings.
Promiscuous sex.
No compromising.
The ability to have many many friends of opposite sex and talk to whoever you want.
Don't have to spend time on the relationship.
Don't have to spend money on the relationship.
GUYS NIGHTS.
No stress.
 
Cons:
Can be lonely - especially around the holidays and when you see couples all lovey dovey and shit.
Less regular sex.
Don't get love / deep emotion with another person.
Can be boring sometimes.
Less regular sex.



After much debate, I think I just need a friend with benefits. This chart explains it all:

Robert & Niall

I'm gonna miss you man. I hope you have a blast in Ireland.

Post#69. Teehee.

I love Lulu So Much!

Without her I wouldn't have seen this...