Fun Fact

When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's from happiness.

But when the first teardrop is from the left, it's from pain.

Elements

YES!!!

I hate when people use these wrongly, so here's a picture to explain it. You fucking morons.

Anus

This is my new bad habit. I do this anytime I see a bathroom with this kind of sign. I also have to have a black Sharpie - so it's pretty situational:

Toilet humor will always make me laugh. Even ESPECIALLY when I'm 90 years old.

Sadness

Yet another season, yet another AFC Championship loss.

I'm upset about, but obviously I can't dwell on it. If there is a next year (New CBA), there's always next year!



Besides, I'm a Jets fan - I'm used to disappointment. Still have love for Gang Green.

J! E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS!!!

Head?

How in the world do you ask a girl to give you a blowjob? This is something I always have a problem with.

I don't want to just flat out ask her to suck my dick, since I'm such a gentleman!

I wonder if there's a fullproof method? Any ideas? Hints?

Promise

I promise you that in 6 months I will tell you whether or not I made the right choice in letting you go.
I promise that I'll tell you whether or not I still love you.
I promise you that I'll tell you whether or not I made a mistake.

No matter how much it hurts me, I promise to tell you the truth.

Scout's Honor!

2011 Resolution List

Attempt to smoke less.
Try to read more.
Do way better in school.
Spend more time with my father.
Go to Poland in the summer.
Start jogging.
Spend my money more wisely.
Learn to balance everything much better than I did this year.
Try not to get my heart broken.
Start watching Basketball.


Let's see how many I can actually try to keep. I'm not putting lose weight, because I always do and it never works.

Quick Question

Can one night truly ruin a whole year for you? That's how I feel right now.

Goodbye 2010, I hope you rot in hell. Please be kinder to me 2011. Pretty please!

2k11

This is my new favorite game at the moment:

It's filled with so much swag! I'm currently playing My Player Mode. My overall is 47 and I'm on the Thunder. WATCH OUT DURANT!