Spongebob Nazipants

Oy Vey.

I actually filed a complaint to Kellogg's.

My Keys Are Whole Again!

It's not the same Porky Pig keychain, but it's just as awesome.



Thankya Niall!

Seriously?!

Professor: "Can someone name something that caused conflict in the U.S. during the 1960's and 1970's?"

Student: "World War 2?"

I really need to get out of there!

Spicy Meltdown

So I was at Niall's house and we just made chili. I decided to put two whole habanero peppers in a single bowl. So I chopped em all up and put em in the chili. I got a bunch of pepper residue on my hands without noticing so I end up rubbing my eyes. All of a sudden, my eyes start burning ridiculously. I'm stomping all over the place laughing and crying hysterically because of the pain. Niall and his mom are just laughing and trying to get me some water to flush out my eyes. I splashed my eyes with water while still going all crazy and shit. Eventually the pain went away and then I end up scratching my balls without washing my hands of the spicy shit.

I have never felt such a horrid pain before.

On a lighter note, the chili was really good. Kinda spicy, but awesome nonetheless.

Here are some pictures so you can laugh at my pain:

Wings 'n Bitches

Is gonna be the next big thing! Think Hooters meets Atomic Wings. I'm gonna start franchising in early 2012, just watch!

Last night was a great night with the guys. It made me realize how much I miss my football buddies.

If the Eagles Win at Least 10 Games...

Then I have to lose 15 pounds.

I kinda hope they suck this season.

Today Was Such a Shitty Day

Murphy's Law was in full effect today.

But hey, at least football season has started. With the exception of the guys - only because we're gonna be watching the games together - I am probably not going to be seeing anyone for the next 20 Sundays.

The Jets looked real good today. If they keep it up for the rest of the season, I will most certainly be a happy camper.

FUCK BRING ME THE HORIZON!

FOOTBALL SEASON HAS JUST BEGUN!

Summer 2009

This summer has definitely been one of the best summers of my short-lived life. There was barely a day that I was bored out of my skull with nothing to do. I thought this summer was going to suck balls because Niall wasn’t gonna be around, but it ended up being pretty awesome.

Some of the memorable things were:

-The BBQ and the random fun times the Group and me had just hanging out and cracking jokes on each other.

-Handball and basketball for like a week.

-The fun times at the Astro-Turf.

-The epic Nights of Beer Pong .

-Finding a great job with a bunch of awesome co-workers.

-The many fun times at the beach (Rockaway > Brighton).

-THE JETS GAME!

-And meeting so many amazing new people.

This summer hasn’t been all fun and games. I did find out I’m probably going to need surgery on my knee(s), which truly sucks balls. It was also pretty depressing that a bunch of people went away for school – a special 2 come into mind. School starts for me tomorrow. SUPERDUPERDEPRESSEDFACE. I’m not looking forward to it, but I’m not dreading it either. Hopefully this will be a good semester. Hopefully it’s not too early to start thinking about Winter break.