Jump in the Fire!!

I look like a fucking tomato. At least Rockaway Beach was a blast. 1 coat of sunblock was definitely not enough. I heard someone drowned there today. Anyone know any info about that?

I Got my MacBook!

I got my MacBook this Friday and instantly fell in love with it. It's relatively too soon to say this, but I haven't found one thing I dislike about it yet. I really needed a laptop and I think a MacBook was definitely the best choice in my eyes. The only downside is that there will be no more rants about me hating my PC - it's dead to me now! I'm still new at this so if anyone has any tips, suggestions, or recommendations on programs to download -it will be greatly appreciated.

You know I had to have some fun with Photo Booth...












I look like a combination of James Hetfield and Satan.

Lebron James Got Dunked On!

Ok so it wasn't that ridiculous, but kudos to Jordan Crawford.

RAWR!

RED MOTHERFUCKING RINGS OF DEATH!

Just another reason for me to hate Microsoft right now. They are fixing it for free - which is a plus, but I still wish someone sets Bill Gates on fire. 3 weeks without an X-Box; I guess I might start working out again.

....or not.

I Haven't Blogged in Forever!

And that's because of many reasons:

1. My mother broke the computer - yet again!

2. This summer's actually turning out decent.

3. See 1.

All of that should change in a week or so though. I just ordered my Macbook and it should get here by sometime next week. I'm getting shit from my Microsoft loving friends, but fuck it. My mom broke the PC 4 times this year - and it's only January! She always tries to watch her Polish soaps and eventually clicks on pop-ups such as; "Win a Million Dollars!" or "Increase your penis size by 5 inches!" - don't ask. I coulda just got a Microsoft laptop, but I feel like Macbooks are the better choice - plus I really wanna be cool! So it was a no brainer.

I am Bigfoot!

Fuckin' A.

R.I.P.

Red X-Box controller.

I fucking hate Gears of War 2.

I Miss Pokemon

Call me weird and shit, but it was so much fun! I think it's one of the top 5 best games ever!

I remember playing Blue version...

The Rock Tunnel which was super hard to get out of; even with Flash!

Battling the Elite 4 and taking like 3 days just to beat Agatha.

MISSINGNO!

Hanging out and battling with my friends til dawn.

Some of you are reading this thinking I'm a loser, but I don't care. Pokemon is the shit! The reason this came up is because I was doing some cleaning and found my Blue version. I'm gonna get an old Gameboy and play it for old times sake.


Oh how I've missed you so....

2.25?!?!?!?!?!?

Really?!?!!? I fucking hate the MTA. The price of a Metrocard goes up, and the service goes to shit! Only the Metropolitan Transportation Authority can pull that off. I know it's only a quarter more, but it isn't fair that they can get away with cutting service while still charging more. I'm getting a bike; the MTA can suck on my broke nuts.

I Had the Weirdest Dream!

Me and the guys go camping. When we get to the campsite, there is a group of people playing bongo drums near us. They call us over and ask, "Hey, care to play some bongo drums with us?" I say sure while most of the guys decline and walk away. Then they ask to make it into a competition. I say, "Why not?" and out of nowhere, A HUGE CONCERT STAGE ERECTS FROM THE GROUND. I'm literally flabbergasted but I just go along with it. So "All the Small Things" by Blink 182 comes on and I'm going super hard and banging my bongo drums as fast as I can. It looks like something straight out of a cartoon. Apparently I win and go straight to the finals. Then a He Is Legend song comes on and now I'm just beasting on the bongo drums. It looks like I'm convulsing myself into a seizure. But it was all worth it. I win, and then I wake up as I'm holding the trophy as the crowd is cheering me on.

That had to be one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a long, long time.