Smurfette

So last Tuesday I bought myself a bong. This weekend it broke. It was my fault completely and I felt like a moron when I realized what I did. I tried cleaning it with boiling hot water and then it just started cracking, and eventually the top fell off. I was so angry! At first I was gonna try to go get another Smurfette, but I think it's a sign that I should stop smoki- I mean I don't touch the Devil's Grass!

Please disregard the Macbook!

I'm gonna miss you Smurfette!

Reach

Wow, just wow. Words can't explain how much I already like Halo Reach. I wasn't even gonna buy it, but I'm glad I did. It's just overall so much fun. It's not a million times better than Halo 3, but it's just as good. And I fucking loved Halo 3. It's just so smooth.

I hope we can have a Halofest at Gzim's like we used to do. That would be so epic!

Taylor Gang

Taylor Gang or go star in Twilight!

Best Day of the Year!

Today is certainly one of the best days of the year. It's the week of NFL football. It's finally back!!!

Oh how I missed you so.

Now to watch the Jets destroy the Ravens tomorrow.

Troll

Anytime you really wanna piss someone off, just send them this picture a thousand times.

It does wonders.

Hot vs. Cute

I don't know why, but I associate the term 'hot' with slut. I associate 'cute' with girlfriend material.
I feel like the word cute means more. It doesn't just mean appearance, but actions.

Ex. Cuddling and all that cute shit. <- SEE!!!

Also - through experience - a lot of hot girls are bitches. You have to date a hot girl before she knows she's hot. As soon as she knows she's hot, she turns into a bitch. I'm sure there's some weird mathematical algorithm to explain this.

I want a cute girlfriend.







Sadface

Revis Island!

He's finally back!

First Day of Classes

So I had my first day of classes today - well technically it was on Friday, but I felt absolutely horrible so I didn't go. I go to my 9AM Political Science class only to find out that I - being the fucking idiot that I am - registered for a 9PM class, not AM. I hate myself.

Then as I'm taking the elevator down to my next class, it gets stuck right before it gets to my floor - like a foot off. I see the light from the floor and I try to open the elevator doors. Guess what? IT WORKED!! I held the doors for everyone to get off and then I yelled, "BIG STRONG POLISH MAN!!" People lol'd.

Then as I'm heading to my Accounting class, I walk into the wrong room, I ask the Professor if this is the right class and she says no, I get all sad, take a bow, and leave. Minutes later I find out that Kamil was in the class. He calls me an idiot, I call him a Polak and then we say we're gonna meet up later.

As I'm in my Accounting class, I realize that my professor is....

1) Very Irish - Her name is Jan Sweeney and she has the thickest Irish accent.
2) Very Strong - She really looks like she could kick my ass. Irish and Strong make a deadly fighting combination.

All in all I think this is gonna be a good semester. I'm kinda looking forward to it.

....minus the 9PM class

Jack Threads

Everyone should check out this website. It's all designer brands for really cheap. It's cool, they have a specific brand up for a couple of days for a very discounted price and then it's gone. All the clothing is nice and the shipping is very quick. I got my stuff within a week.

Here's the link....

http://www.jackthreads.com

GOGOGOGGO!

Wifebeater