Ouch!

I was looking through all my old photos and I found this....





















Fucking Niall!

Prego

If you're under 20 and you get pregnant, then your life is officially over.

I'm just being honest.

I have some girls in mind, but this rant is just a generality. So if you get offended, I really don't give a shit and you're probably one of the girls I'm talking about.

If I was a girl - and I'd be a huge slut - I would ask someone to kick me in the stomach if I was pregnant. Because I have fucking goals and aspirations. A child at such a young age most certainly ruins your academic and work career, along with destroys your social life. If I was a girl, I would drink and fuck until I know I'm ready to have a child. And if I were to get a child, I would 'take care of it' aka get rid of it. I am a Catholic and I know it's wrong, but I'm just thinking of it in a logical manner.

YOUR TWENTIES ARE MEANT TO BE FUCKING ENJOYED, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE FOR TAKING CARE OF AN ACCIDENT BASTARD CHILD!

Of course there are exceptions to every rule. I know some people who had children at 16 and still got their Master's Degree. These are the women that I love for proving me wrong. These women are strong willed and very determined, but the weak ones who can't handle it SHOULD NOT be getting pregnant at such an early age.

I'm not gonna lie; I want a mini G Head one day, but that one day is far, far away when me and Mrs. G Head are well and ready.

If a a girl gets a pregnancy scare, this is what a guy should do:

Finest FC Fundraiser

Once again we're having a fundraiser. You know what that means, MORE SOCCER AND ALCOHOL!! What better way to whore it out then on my blog?

In order to reach our goal of $1,000 we're gonna need all of your help. We absolutely NEED you to invite all of your friends to this event. Since we know it's a pain in the ass to select everyone of you friends, we made it easy as hell for you:

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts

2.) Click 'Select Guests to Invite'' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) Magic - all of your friends are highlighted blue. Click 'Send Invitations'

We need you all to do this so we can get the word out. We have only 3 DAYS LEFT!



Also if possible, invite all your friends to the fan page. Same deal, just;

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120267941352758&ref=ts#!/pages/THE-FINEST-FC/366397684353?ref=ts

2.) Click 'Suggest to Friends' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) BADA BING! BADA BOOM! Just click 'Send Invitations' and we will love you forever!


 

I thank you all in advance and I hope to see you there!

ENEMY!!!!

You're dead to me gorditaspiccuntloca!

And not EVERYONE hates our store, just everyone on Yelp.

You should give our store a good review, I'll love you forever!!!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-ups-store-brooklyn-4

Fantasy Football

I just had my first draft last night. I'm gonna be in at least 3 leagues this year.

The best part about fantasy football is knowing that football season is right around the corner!

Can't wait!!

Meow

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Toxic

This is hands down the best movie to watch when you're baked out of your skull.

I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more.

I wanna watch this sober to see if it's anywhere as good as when I'm high.

I'M NOT A POTHEAD!

Womanizer

Teehee

I love this girl with all my heart. And not in a "touch my peepee" kind of way either.

Kocham cie!

Wodka Wars

I just watched this documentary and I thought it was really interesting. It has nothing to do with me being Polish and an alcoholic - more like everything! But yea, check it out.



I'm really starting to appreciate my internship more and more. I love you, Vice Magazine!

Too Much?

So I was hanging out this weekend and my friend Giselle reads me my horoscope. It went something like, "You need to not take so much on and just relax." It actually got to me since I have a lot of shit on my plate right now. I know it's the summer but I'm trying to keep myself busy - that might actually be the biggest understatement of the year. I'm currently doing the following;

My Job
My Internship
Summer Classes

I'm truly appreciating the free time I have now since it's so limited. Oh well, I'm sure I can handle it. I'm way too awesome to not handle it - see post below. And the thing is I don't wanna drop anything because I actually enjoy them all. My summer classes have all been math related and it actually made me think about being a Mathematics minor (which that requires a lot of effort), but I don't know about that one.

I'm sure I can handle it. Otherwise I'll just blow my brains out. <---- Complete Joke!