Burning Bridge

You - Burning Bridge - Me

It's like this for a fucking reason.

May the bridges I burn light the way to my future!

Adam's Joint

Get at me!!!

StumbleUpon

StumbleUpon is one of my new favorite websites. It makes me feel like I maximize my time surfing the internet instead of just sitting on Facebook all day. If you don't know what it is, you should definitely check it out.

StumbleUpon DEEZ!!!!

I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget.

Cudderisback

Me and Jason fucking around.

Grape Ape

Boredom at work leads me to this. Credit to Jason for the idea (gotta stop plagiarizing)!

Grow Up

You never realize how quickly time flies. Just yesterday I was 16 with no cares in the world. Now I'm a 21 year old college student getting ready for the real world. That thought honestly scares the living hell out of me. It's not because I'm not ready for it (I feel like I am), but this has always been the one the I knew I would procrastinate on the most.

Remember when you're a high school student on the brink of  graduation? Your first thoughts are, "Man, I can't wait to move out!" Some people do it (and I commend them), but I - like most of the people I know - have been talking the same old story for nearly 3 years now. I remember the talks with the best of friends talking about moving in together and just hanging out. These talks are looking like a reality more and more as each day passes.

With graduation just around the corner, well not really, but it's coming soon (....I hope) I'm trying to set up a One Year Plan:

1) I should be graduating this Winter. If not winter, then next Spring. The plan goes into effect as soon as I get that piece of paper that says I learned something throughout my academic career. I was thinking about pursuing a Master's degree, but I'm a little iffy about that now.
2) I told my parents that I'm moving out 6 months after I graduate. It's just about that time. I can't go back on that, my pride won't let me.
3) I started applying for some entry-level marketing positions that people close to me have been suggesting I feel like it's the right time to start looking. I really love the job I have right now, but there is zero to little chance of advancement and I get that. I knew I wasn't gonna stay at the UPS Store for the rest of my life.
4) Stay sexy. This is gonna be the easiest thing on the list.

Fingers crossed that this all goes according to plan!

HAHA!

3 Weeks til Opening Day!

Really?!

Left vs. Right

Left brain: I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

Right brain: I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feat. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.

Put It On

Fun Fact

When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's from happiness.

But when the first teardrop is from the left, it's from pain.

Elements

YES!!!

I hate when people use these wrongly, so here's a picture to explain it. You fucking morons.

Anus

This is my new bad habit. I do this anytime I see a bathroom with this kind of sign. I also have to have a black Sharpie - so it's pretty situational:

Toilet humor will always make me laugh. Even ESPECIALLY when I'm 90 years old.

Sadness

Yet another season, yet another AFC Championship loss.

I'm upset about, but obviously I can't dwell on it. If there is a next year (New CBA), there's always next year!



Besides, I'm a Jets fan - I'm used to disappointment. Still have love for Gang Green.

J! E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS!!!

Head?

How in the world do you ask a girl to give you a blowjob? This is something I always have a problem with.

I don't want to just flat out ask her to suck my dick, since I'm such a gentleman!

I wonder if there's a fullproof method? Any ideas? Hints?

Promise

I promise you that in 6 months I will tell you whether or not I made the right choice in letting you go.
I promise that I'll tell you whether or not I still love you.
I promise you that I'll tell you whether or not I made a mistake.

No matter how much it hurts me, I promise to tell you the truth.

Scout's Honor!