They Say

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Well all I can say is I'm pretty fond of you right now.




8days

Fun Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. 

A human hair can hold 3 kg. 

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. 

The femur is as hard as concrete. 

A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. 

Women blink twice as much as men. 

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. 

The woman has read this entire text. 

The man is still looking at his thumb.

If....

You had to walk a mile in my shoes, you'd probably kill yourself.  I have way to much shit on my plate right now.

Well at least summer is just around the corner. I actually have some stuff to look forward to.

My New Drug

It's better than Crystal Meth....

I Need New Music

I just downloaded all the Acacia Strain albums. They're really good, but I want more music. I'm super bored of my playlist.

It doesn't necessarily need to be that oink oink shit, I'm very diverse when it comes to my choice in music.

Anyone have any music I should download? Any suggestions will be GREATLY appreciated.

Pick Two

She ain't gotta be smart. Or is she's emotionally unstable then I gotta try control that bitch.

=X

Luckily my lady friend is all three.

Haircut

All my hair is gone. IT'S ALL GONE!!!!

When the haircut lady was done, I just looked at the giant pile of hair and wondered if I made the right choice. I think I like it, but I'm not used to it yet. I mean it is a pretty big change but it had to be done. I had to get it cut for the following reasons;

1) I sweat like a fucking pig and summer is just around the corner. All the hair would be torture for me.
2) I'm lazy as hell and the long hair was so much more work. Now I just wake up and leave the house.
3) I wanted a change.
4) I was really getting sick of it. I was the only person who hated it - well my mother hated it too, but she doesn't fucking matter.

All my friends said I look like a fat Polish lesbian now.

Good idea? Bad? Any comments?

Love

Love is man's biggest weakness.


....think about and you'll see that I'm right.

151

I am never drinking Bacardi 151 again!

....well not at least when I have work in the morning the next day.

Best Toy Ever!

This thing actually helps stress. Anytime I feel stressed or angry I just give this fucker a squeeze!

I've been squeezing this fucker a lot recently.

RAWR!!!

You don't like me when I'm angry!

Fortune Cookie

I was speechless.

To Whom It May Concern

I think you're beautiful.



Yours Truly,

Robert

So....

I think I really, really like her.

Fun at Work

So I was bored at work and decided to have some fun with the copy machine at work.

BAD ASS!

Greyhound/Trailways

I fucking hate buses so much! Last weekend I decided to take a trip up to Syracuse and Geneseo to see my friends. The trip up to Syracuse was long as hell, but it was overall the best bus ride out of the whole trip. After Syracuse is where everything starts going to hell....

I leave Syracuse at 5:30 am. Exhausted beyond belief. I almost forgot there was a 5:30 am!

I take a cab to the bus station and the bus leaves for Rochester at 6:10.  I'm supposed to be at Geneseo at 9:15.

No one tells me to get off at Rochester so I end up staying on the bus til Buffalo. I get there I start getting all paranoid and shit since it's 9:30 and I'm in fucking Buffalo. I try to keep my cool and I see a bus for Rochester at 11:30. I try to kill time by looking for something to eat. BUT NO! The fucking moron who planned the bus terminal in Buffalo forgot to put any place to eat close by. I grab a Twix - for breakfast! - and I end up waiting til 11:30 and get on the Rochester bus.

I get to Rochester at about 1:30. I expect the Geneseo bus to be leaving shortly, BUT NOO!!!! It doesn't leave til 4:30! FOUR FUCKING THIRTY!! I try once more to go on a quest for food, but no luck. I grab another Twix and a Monster Energy drink because I feel like I'm about to pass out (I had like 2 hours of sleep the night before). I end up watching the Wire for 3 hours and finally the bus comes at 4:50 - 20 minutes late! I expect a 20 minute bus ride. We don't get to Geneseo until 6:15.

Surprisingly I'm not that pissed. I expect Oscar to show me a great time so I just put the whole bus trip past me. But that's a whole different story that I don't wanna get into (long story short; GENESEO SUCKED DICK).

But that's not all folks! The bus trip back home sucked just as much.

The bus trip from Geneseo to Binghamton wasn't that bad, just long and boring. I was literally the only person on the bus and the driver kept trying to talk to when I just wanted sleep.

I get to Binghamton and there's a 2 hour layover. So once again, I watch the Wire (one of the best shows ever created by the way).

Around 2:30, 3 buses drive to the terminal; one to New York, one to Pennsylvania, and one to Canada (Gates 1, 2, and 3, respectively). I get onto the bus in Gate 1 and I doze off for a bit. I wake up and I see signs that say Scranton, Pennsylvania - yes I saw a ton of Dunder Miflin things there. I get all paranoid and start thinking I got on the wrong bus. I ask the bus driver and he tells me I'm on the right bus, this is just the way we have to go to get back to NYC. I take a sigh of relief and go back to bed.

I wake up to the bus driver on the speaker saying, "Ladies and Gentlemen, there's been an accident on the highway, we're gonna have to take an alternate route." The alternate route is a dirt road. I notice that it's pouring outside, but I try not to think about it and I go back to sleep. I wake up to this;

I'm honestly scared I'm gonna die! All the green signs on the highway are covered in snow. So of course I can't sleep the rest of the trip and start overthinking everything. An hour of this eventually turns into rain and we end up in Jersey. And from Jersey we get to Port Authority within 20 minutes. Of course we get there an hour later than we were expected.

I'm trying to stay away from buses for a while after that shitty experience. It definitely wasn't as bad as I'm making it out to be, but it did suck balls.


Fuck Greyhound and Trailways!!



That's the end of my bus rant.

Finally!

I got my Atomic Wings shirt!

I feel like a bad ass now!

Good vs. Evil

I'm really trying to find out whether I'm a nice guy or not. I'd like to think I am a good guy, but I seriously think I'm just overall an asshole. People have actually told me that I've turned them into heartless asshole! It's like the angel and devil are at a constant war on my shoulders and I never know who's winning.

Sometimes I just wake up thinking to myself, "Today I feel like being a nice guy!"

And other times I'm like, "I just feel like being a fucking dick to everyone today!"

I'm sure everyone has these kind of days, but I'm seriously thinking if I'm actually a good guy or not. And I don't mean nice in the sense of me being sweet and nice to everyone I know, but nice in the sense of me an overall good person to everyone - not just the ones I love. Sometimes I debate whether or not I'm really as heartless as people think I am.

Feedback would be appreciated!

The C-Word

I don't know what it is, but I love saying the word cunt now. It's just the most vile and vulgar thing you can say to a woman and it actually offends them. Who knew a four letter word can actually hurt so much? Niall used to say it all the time and now it's every other word out of Fiesta's mouth (send all hatemail to http://fiestas-fiesta.tumblr.com/). It's in my daily English vocabulary. I use it so much that it's just lost most meaning to me and I say it like I say the word ass now. I really do have the mouth of a sailor.

I think I'm turning into a misogynist.    

Quote of the Day

"The Puerto Rican Day Parade is an excuse for all Spanish people to act Polish for the day"

-G Head