Ze Motherland

So I'm going to Poland in a couple of hours. I'm kind of excited, but kind of nervous. Hopefully I have a blast these next 10 days. I'll have an assload of pictures as soon as I get back. Scout's Honor!

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G-Head and Joe's Birthday Breakdown!

Don't plan anything December 11th!

You guys should invite all your friends!

1. ) Visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=117227981672020&num_event_invites=0#!/event.php?eid=117227981672020

2.) Click 'Select Guests to Invite'' below the Facebook image

3.) Paste the following string of text into your address bar and hit enter on your keyboard:

javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}

4.) Magic - all of your friends are highlighted blue. Click 'Send Invitations'

You guys can also buy tickets here:

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3273115

We need you all to do this so we can get the word out. This is gonna be an amazing show with amazing bands and amazing people. You won't be disappointed! We have plenty of time, but I really hope to see you all there!

Wnorowski Wake-Me-Up

I want to make this! I'm gonna call it the Wnorowski Wake-Me-Up

-12 ounce can of Mountain Dew
-23.5 ounce can of Four Loko
-1 espresso shot
-8.4 ounce can of Red Bull
-1 5 Hour Energy Shot
-1 tablespoon of cocaine

You will never sleep again! Shit, you won't even blink!

Hopefully your heart won't stop til you finish the whole thing.







I actually hope to have a picture of this up soon - minus the cocaine.

Make 'em Laugh!

I'm totally lying. I love my life!


(Does Wiz Khalifa laugh!!)

$104

$104 for a monthly unlimited MetroCard starting December?! You really have got to be fucking kidding me. I'm not gonna go on some rant about how the MTA is corrupt as shit and the service is just getting worse - even though it's completely true. But truth be told, the have a monopoly on affordable and convenient transportation and they know it. All they have to do is give some half-assed presentation to the Board of the MTA and BOOM! Fare gets increased again. It's completely unethical.

I still remember when fare was $1.50. I'm sure I'm gonna see MetroCards go up to $150 in the not-so-distant future.

I hope someone sets Jay Walder on fire.

G Head? More like Pothead!

Apparently I got the title of a pothead. I'm not sure how since I really don't smoke that much. Only at parties and sometimes on the weekends. I even have rules; I don't smoke on the weekdays or if I have something important to do the next day. But whatever, I guess I'm just a big ol' pothead.

I'm gonna try to not smoke until after I get back from Poland. Emphasis on try, but I'm gonna make a serious effort. Scout's Honor! I'm doing this for multiple reasons:

I just feel dumber. I don't need that, especially since midterms are right around the corner.

I get lazy - well lazier. See above reasoning.

I eat. A LOT! I get super crazy munchies and just stuff my face with anything in the vicinity. I'm sure I gained like 10 pounds since the summer.

I'm going to Poland with my mother to see family. I'm sure I won't have much free time on my hands to find a Polish drug dealer. So I figure I go through the little withdrawal period now and not when my mom's screaming her lungs out at me 5,000 miles away.

I'll let you know how this goes, but I have faith in myself. But then again, Jackass 3D comes out soon.

UPDATE: I failed horribly. 

Finest FC

YEA BITCHES!!

And I'm not even on the team bitches!! That's what I get for being the Director of Marketing and Media Relations.

It's #88 due to my love for football, not futbol. I'm starting to fucks with soccer though. 

UPS Store Ball

Me and Niall working hard at work.



Technically I had 2 more shots so he won. He still ain't shit though.