Epic Morning!

Oscar and myself had quite a morning.

I spent 25 dollars on McDonalds breakfast.

Bought a hand grenade and a bowling ball. 

Found out that the 7/11 in Greenpoint opened. I was so happy!

It also took about 3 hours to get home. It normally takes 15 minutes from where we were.

This was what was in my possession when I got home:

 

  
-2 mixtapes

-A $5 gift certificate to KCDC

-A comb

-A quarter

-A MOTHERFUCKING HAND GRENADE!

-A $20 receipt for McDonalds breakfast. OSCAR HAD TO GET HOT CAKES!

-A condom (you know how I does!)

-A Krink paint marker

-A bowling ball!

-A bottle of disgustingly hot water







Oh! What a night! 

I would blog about the actual night, but most of it's a blur. All I really remember is that Nicole clogged the toilet. Whenever she takes a piss, a troll comes out of her giant vagina. 

He didn't survive. 

Awkward !@#$%^&*

So me and my friend are doing a media project and I need some help from all of you. You know the Awkward Turtle? Well I know there are a lot more different awkward hand gestures, but I can't remember them all.

Can you guys do me a huge solid and try to list as many awkward hand gestures as possible?

Pretty please?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Sadface!

Today is the last day that the W train is running.

http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/24/mta-discontinues-w-train-service-tribute/

I don't really give a shit about the W train, but now 14th Street will no longer bear my initials.

















How depressing is that shit?!

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER!

For the 4 people that actually visit my blog, you guys should check this party out tonight. It's for my best friend Niall's soccer team. And I'm sure you all like Niall more than me anyway so you should definitely come out and show your support.

The details are posted in the link below;

FINEST FC FUNDRAISER

Discount drinks all night long, you guys should definitely check it out!

I mean who doesn't like soccer and alcohol?

World Cup 2010

I love how everyone is into soccer now due to the World Cup - myself included.

I'm rooting for the US. Them and Polan... I mean Germany (technically it's the same thing since a quarter of the German team is from Poland, aka Ze Motherland).


























This is basically what the World Cup is.

Summer Reading List

So I'm doing something this summer that I've never done before; I'm reading! I made up a little summer reading list. I never used to read in the summer, not even when I had to for book reports and whatnot. I'm turning into a nerd.

Sadface

So far these are the books I have on the list....

Slaughterhouse Five - Amazing!
Frankenstein
Catch 22
Catcher in the Rye (I've never read it before!)
A Farewell to Arms

I made this list to see if I can get through em all. It's somewhat of a goal for the summer. I'm pretty sure I can get through em, but I want to keep adding books to the list. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.