Williamsburg, Brooklyn

The only place in America where everyone tries to be so unique and original and unique, that everyone looks exactly the same.

Their pomade slicked back hair.
Their destroyed designer jeans.
Their cardigans that look like they were stolen from their grandfathers.
Their vests that look like they were stolen from their 8 year old nephew.
Their fedoras.
Their tattoos.
Their expensive Cannons and Nikons.
Their bicycle that they bought from the Spanish guy on Bedford.

It's seriously like a fucking uniform.

So much for originality.

Finals

I was studying in the library. During a bathroom break I saw this. It completely changed my perspective on life....

This man should get a medal or something! I promise to live by his credo after finals are over.

Scout's honor!

Step Brothers

Niall, Kamil, Jimmy, and I watched Step Brothers today. It made me realize my reason for being.



I was born to fuck shit up!
That sounds about right.

Madden Slump

I was the Cowboys.

I need some help!

Racsim

I'm really not a racist.





I hate you all equally.

Chum Buddy

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME THIS!!!!

It's a shark sleeping bag! How bad ass is this!??!

http://www.patchtogether.com/store/chumbuddy-192.html

Pretty please??!?!

New York City

The only place where you can experience all four seasons in the span of a week.

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?!

Poem

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Drunken Walks Home

I seriously think the drunken walks home with me are the best things ever. Sometimes they're even better than the event we were at. Last night is an excellent example of such a drunken escapade;

Me and Adam (Pussy Lips) are walking home and we find these two laminated posters saying the G Train isn't working - as seen below.

Since we're drunk, AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM, we roll em up and start sword fighting. This goes on for three blocks until....









A WILD HIPSTER APPEARS!

And you'll never believe this shit, he has a rolled up poster in his hand too! He gets in a sword fighting pose and I laugh and say, "YOU WANNA GO MOTHERFUCKER!?!?" He accepts my challenge and we start sword fighting. His poster is just a movie poster while my shit is laminated. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. I fuck him up and he drops his poster, it falls in a puddle, and he gets all sad and shit. I give him a high five and we go our separate ways. 

This is definitely going down as one of the best walks home ever.

BEE STING!

Anytime someone insults or desgrades someone else really badly, I send them this link

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bee-vs-wasp-1a.jpg

If you don't get it then you're a fucking idiot.

Jamarcus Russell

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or doesn't he look like the Game? Only darker and with a lot less talent.

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Vinnies Pizza

VOTE OR DIE!

....unless it's for something other than Vinnies. Then you can just die.