#88

The starting Tight End for the New York Jets - Robert Wnorowski!!

...one can dream

Single vs. In a Relationship

I think I'm really getting tired of being single. The thing is, every time I'm in a relationship, it ends as a complete and utter disaster. I'm weighing the pros and cons of being single and being in a relationship - with the help of my super crazy awesome friend, Fiesta (http://fiestas-fiesta.tumblr.com/) - I just thought it was interesting enough to share with all of Blogworld.


Relationships 

Pros:
Sex.
Somebody to talk to, ALWAYS.
Somebody is always there for you.
Sex.
Rarely a dull moment.
Cuddling (no homo).
Sex.

Cons:
Can't go out with the guys as often as you'd wanna.
Can't hang out with girls like you used to.
Weekends are automatically committed to the significant other.
The breakup.
That lovely time of the month.
The withholding of sex every time you fuck up.

Single 

Pros:
Freedom
Doing whatever you want without having to worry about hurting a partners feelings.
Promiscuous sex.
No compromising.
The ability to have many many friends of opposite sex and talk to whoever you want.
Don't have to spend time on the relationship.
Don't have to spend money on the relationship.
GUYS NIGHTS.
No stress.
 
Cons:
Can be lonely - especially around the holidays and when you see couples all lovey dovey and shit.
Less regular sex.
Don't get love / deep emotion with another person.
Can be boring sometimes.
Less regular sex.



After much debate, I think I just need a friend with benefits. This chart explains it all:

Wigila

Wigilia is the traditional Christmas Eve vigil supper in Poland, held on December 24. The term is also often extended to the whole day of the Christmas Eve, extending further into the midnight Mass held at Roman Catholic churches all over Poland and large Polish comunities worldwide at midnight preceding the Christmas Day. In this usage, the supper itself is rather called "wieczerza" or "wieczerza wigilijna", using an Old Polish word meaning "dinner", "large supper", stemming from Proto-Indo-European root *vesper - evening.

The word "Wigilia" derives from the Latin verb vigilare, "to watch", and literally means 'eve'. The feasting traditionally begins once the first star has been sighted (usually by children) in the heavens at dusk (around 5 p.m.). Therefore Christmas is also sometimes called "Gwiazdka" (the little star, referring to the Star of Bethlehem).

Traditions and customs

 

Children usually decorate the Christmas tree on this day (if it has not been set up before).

One tradition is leaving one extra empty place setting for a stranger, called the "Unexpected Guest". This is to celebrate the tradition of hospitality in Poland. The extra seat was left open just in case a traveler, family member, or a friend appeared at the door, so there would be a place for them to sit. It also represents a place for family members who have died or, in some traditions, symbolizes hospitality for baby Jesus.

Family members begin the celebration with a prayer and breaking of the Christmas wafer (opłatek - symbolizing the bread eaten daily — our day-to-day common life) and wishing each other good fortune in the upcoming new year. (After the prayer, usually done by the man of the house, the opłatek is broken and pieces are given to everyone attending the table. From there, everyone breaks off a piece of their opłatek, and shares it with everyone else, wishing luck and joy in the upcoming year, for Christ has been born. This wish is usually finalized by a kiss on the cheek.) Readings from the Bible concerning the nativity of Jesus are practiced in more religious households. In the countryside, it is customary to feed livestock (though not dogs, cats, and other pets) with the wafer, as the animals of the household are to be treated as people that day and are traditionally believed to speak with a human voice.

The evening supper

 

After first star appears on sky and sharing the opłatek, the supper begins. The number of dishes is traditionally the number of expected guests plus one. The number of courses is traditionally established to be either twelve or an odd number (in Silesia)twelve is symbolic of the number of months in the year is good as well as to celebrate the twelve disciples of Jesus.

Wigilia is observed as a Black Fast, and as such Poles abstain from eating meat on this day. Traditional dishes include żurek, siemieniotka (in Silesia), red beet soup barszcz with uszka (small dumplings), mushroom soup, herring in oil, carp fillet, carp in aspic, potatoes, different salads, pierogi filled with potatoes, cheese, mushrooms and cabbage (kapusta), or cabbage and yellow peas, gołąbki (stuffed cabbage) kluski with poppyseed, kutia, makowki, and dried fruit compote.

Christmas carols are also sung. Some families attend the traditional midnight mass/Shepherd's Mass (pasterka).

Another major part of the Wigilia festivities is the opening of gifts. The children often open their gifts and hand out the gifts for the adults from under the tree. The gift-giver in Polish tradition is Saint Nicholas or the Gwiazdka,the Star of Bethlehem.
It is still believed that whatever happens on Wigilia has an impact on the following year. So, if a quarrel should arise, it foretells a quarrelsome and troublesome year.



I was never a huge fan of Wigilia, but I'm kinda looking forward to it this year. Some of the food is really disgusting, but hey, it's tradition. Hopefully this year will be a good one.

Wesołych Świąt Everyone!

Secret Santa

Mike K: Who doesn't wanna be a part of Secret Santa?

Mike Yao: I don't, fuck that shit!

Mike K: Why not?

Robert: It's Secret Santa, not Secret Buddha!

I love you, Mike Yao!

Sidekick

I just ordered the new Blackberry Bold 9700. I'm so sick of the Sidekick that I needed a change. I've had a Sidekick since 2005 so this is gonna be a tough switch. Hopefully I don't regret it.

Happy Trails, Sidekick!

Best Duo Ever

I just realized that me and Niall are like a modern day Laurel and Hardy. We're like every single motherfucking famous duos in history:

Abbot and Costello
Barney and Fred
Bill and Ted
Beavis and Butthead
Ben and Jerry
Bert and Ernie
Barnes and Noble
Batman and Robin
Bugs and Daffy
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Cain and Abel
Cheech and Chong
Chip and Dale
Dharma and Greg
Dolce and Gabbana
Dumb and Dumber
Fact and Fiction
Jack and Jill
Jay and Silent Bob
Jekyll and Hyde
Johnson and Johnson
Ketchup and Mustard
Laurel and Hardy
Lenny and Carl (I'm Carl)
Lewis and Clark
Lilo and Stich
Mario and Luigi
Matt and Jeff Hardy
Mickey and Goofy
Penn and Teller
Pinky and the Brain
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton
Red and Yellow M&M
Ren and Stimpy
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Salt and Pepper
Seth and Evan from Superbad
Shaun of the Dead and his Fat Friend
Spongebob and Patrick
Starsky and Hutch
Thelma and Louise 
Tom and Jerry
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Yin and Yang
Zig and Zag
Niall Motherfucking Rouse and Robert Fucking Wnorowski

March of the Wooden Soldiers

This was one of my favorite movies growing up. It really did creep me out though. I used to watch this movie every Thanksgiving since I can remember. It's on TV now so I just had to take a break for nostalgic purposes.


















I love Laurel and Hardy.

My New Credo

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."

-Romany Malco in the 40 Year Old Virgin.

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Pick a number

Add 5

Multiply it by 2

Subtract 4

Divide by 2

Subtract the Original Number

Add 5

Did you get 8?

You like that shit, don't you?

Happy Birthday to Me!

I only want one thing for my Birthday. But shhhh!! If I say it out loud, it won't come true.

Kocham Cie, Tatusz!

Dirk Wnorowski?

A bunch of people keep telling me I look like Dirk Nowitzki . I kinda see it, but my head is a lot bigger.

Get this; I'm the one on the right!

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

So I just ordered the Power Rangers Movie from Amazon.com. It was 9 bucks - I totally had to!

It's one of my Birthday presents to myself. 

New York?

So I just finished watching the Eagles-Giants game and I'm really shocked how many people - from New York - were going for the Eagles. I'm not a Giants fan, but it really surprises me how many New Yorkers hate New York teams. This doesn't go for just the Eagles. I know a bunch of New Yorkers who are fans of the;

Patriots
Dolphins
Eagles
Cowboys
Red Sox
Phillies
Celtics
Devils

I don't know, I just don't get it. I understand that you're entitled to be a fan of any team, but it just surprises me how many New Yorkers are fans of rival New York teams.







FACKKKK THE PAYTRIOTSSSS!!!!!!!

Black Rob

Black Rob was my nickname in High School. Not sure why, but I fucking loved it. When I did this, I automatically thought of Humanities Prep. We definitely need a Prep reunion sometime soon.

After all, Rob keeps it gully.

Dexter

So me, Niall, and Denise just finished watching the Season Finale of Dexter. That episode was too fucking good! I really don't get how the show keeps getting better season after season. It flabbergasts me! I can't wait for Season 5!

Goldilocks

So a shitload of people have been telling me how much they love my hair. What's the secret to my precious golden locks?

Herbal Essences - Hello Hydration

That's right, I'm comfortable with my sexuality to admit that I, Robert Wnorowski, use Herbal Essences.

Don't hate!

Mike Collins' Poetry Hour#4

He's back!!!!

Talib Kweli

Please, for-real talk, casually fucking some vampire guys is a monstrosity, stop, not the real way to make it unwrong, believe me, justice is imaginary

Please stop killing imaginary monsters, vampires are not real, make believe, it is the wrong way, and just casually talk to some fucking guys for me

Please it is wrong, four vampiric guys, imaginary ways, unjust casual killings, made a real monstrous sum, talk to me and fucking believe

-Mike Collins

The Silence of my Vagina

-Mike Collins

A Haiku

Boy, name was Molly
I believe, suck’d a mean cock,
Not that I would know…

-Mike Collins

Home Alone

I seriously love when no one is home. It allows me to walk around the house butt-naked. I'm totally serious! I'm actually butt-naked while typing this.

I love my body - even though no one else does.

ATM

So last night I was heading home and really had to pee. I went inside a deli and they were like, "Nope, sorry." So I got pissed and just left looking for somewhere else to go. I was heading to McDonalds and I realized that I just couldn't make it. I went to an ATM, pretended I was withdrawing money, and I just took a huge piss.



Here's a picture of that bad boy!

Oh, what a night!

Ra-Ra-Ah-Ah-Ah, Roma, Ro-Ma-Ma, Gaga, Ooh La La!

I honestly think I'm gonna put my dick in a hot cup of coffee if I hear Poker Face, Paparazzi, or Bad Romance one more time.

Lady Gaga is alright, but those three songs are on the radio nonstop and it's getting ridiculous!

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

My mom says me and him are identical twins.



I'm kinda looking forward to Christmas. I'm getting into the Christmas spirit.

Cooper Football

Today was one of the funnest games at Cooper Park. The field was complete and utter shit - puddles everywhere! We made the most of it though. We played two games, and both games were so much fun - even though we lost the second one. Everyone was sliding all over the place and it was all so discombobulated. I did have three touchdowns and a couple of takeaways. And I also stiff-armed someone the same way Adrian Peterson did against the Browns.



Motherfuckers can't guard me!

Fiesta also laid Niall out! Niall seems to get laid out more often than not as of recent.


TRAVIS OLMEDA ISN'T SHIT!

<3

We actually took a group picture.



Leave it to me to fuck it up.

I christen these two games the Cooper Park Mud Bowl!

Darrelle Revis

"Two-Thirds of the Earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Darelle Revis."

-Trey Wingo



He's the only reason why I didn't start T.O. in my fantasy football league. He's most certainly the best cornerback in the league.


The Jets playoff hopes are still alive - very slim, but still alive! Even though their schedule is ridiculously hard, I'm staying optimistic.

Wisdom Teeth