Elements

YES!!!

I hate when people use these wrongly, so here's a picture to explain it. You fucking morons.

Anus

This is my new bad habit. I do this anytime I see a bathroom with this kind of sign. I also have to have a black Sharpie - so it's pretty situational:

Toilet humor will always make me laugh. Even ESPECIALLY when I'm 90 years old.

Sadness

Yet another season, yet another AFC Championship loss.

I'm upset about, but obviously I can't dwell on it. If there is a next year (New CBA), there's always next year!



Besides, I'm a Jets fan - I'm used to disappointment. Still have love for Gang Green.

J! E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS!!!

Head?

How in the world do you ask a girl to give you a blowjob? This is something I always have a problem with.

I don't want to just flat out ask her to suck my dick, since I'm such a gentleman!

I wonder if there's a fullproof method? Any ideas? Hints?

Promise

I promise you that in 6 months I will tell you whether or not I made the right choice in letting you go.
I promise that I'll tell you whether or not I still love you.
I promise you that I'll tell you whether or not I made a mistake.

No matter how much it hurts me, I promise to tell you the truth.

Scout's Honor!