September 24, 2010
September 23, 2010
My Life
My life - for the past 2 weeks has consisted of the following:
School
Work
Internship
Gym (LOL!)
Eating
Drinking
Sleeping
Smoking Weed
Shitting
Pissing
Reading
Masturbation
Fantasy Football
Real Football
Internet Shopping
More Shitting
Partying
Being Awesome
Sex isn't on the list - unfortunately.
School
Work
Internship
Gym (LOL!)
Eating
Drinking
Sleeping
Smoking Weed
Shitting
Pissing
Reading
Masturbation
Fantasy Football
Real Football
Internet Shopping
More Shitting
Partying
Being Awesome
Sex isn't on the list - unfortunately.
September 20, 2010
Smurfette
So last Tuesday I bought myself a bong. This weekend it broke. It was my fault completely and I felt like a moron when I realized what I did. I tried cleaning it with boiling hot water and then it just started cracking, and eventually the top fell off. I was so angry! At first I was gonna try to go get another Smurfette, but I think it's a sign that I should stop smoki- I mean I don't touch the Devil's Grass!
I'm gonna miss you Smurfette!
Please disregard the Macbook! |
I'm gonna miss you Smurfette!
September 14, 2010
Reach
Wow, just wow. Words can't explain how much I already like Halo Reach. I wasn't even gonna buy it, but I'm glad I did. It's just overall so much fun. It's not a million times better than Halo 3, but it's just as good. And I fucking loved Halo 3. It's just so smooth.
I hope we can have a Halofest at Gzim's like we used to do. That would be so epic!
I hope we can have a Halofest at Gzim's like we used to do. That would be so epic!
Labels:
G Head,
Video Games
September 13, 2010
Best Day of the Year!
Today is certainly one of the best days of the year. It's the week of NFL football. It's finally back!!!
Oh how I missed you so.
Now to watch the Jets destroy the Ravens tomorrow.
Oh how I missed you so.
Now to watch the Jets destroy the Ravens tomorrow.
Troll
Anytime you really wanna piss someone off, just send them this picture a thousand times.
It does wonders.
It does wonders.
Hot vs. Cute
I don't know why, but I associate the term 'hot' with slut. I associate 'cute' with girlfriend material.
I feel like the word cute means more. It doesn't just mean appearance, but actions.
Ex. Cuddling and all that cute shit. <- SEE!!!
Also - through experience - a lot of hot girls are bitches. You have to date a hot girl before she knows she's hot. As soon as she knows she's hot, she turns into a bitch. I'm sure there's some weird mathematical algorithm to explain this.
I want a cute girlfriend.
Sadface
I feel like the word cute means more. It doesn't just mean appearance, but actions.
Ex. Cuddling and all that cute shit. <- SEE!!!
Also - through experience - a lot of hot girls are bitches. You have to date a hot girl before she knows she's hot. As soon as she knows she's hot, she turns into a bitch. I'm sure there's some weird mathematical algorithm to explain this.
I want a cute girlfriend.
Sadface
September 6, 2010
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